Dante_Alucard said:
Kathleen there is a big yellow thing outside you might need to go stand underneth and get some of. You are almost Larry Bird white. Still love ya but damn
She's doing ENN news, game nerds do not go outside, and are pasty and pale. She would lose cred if she was to lose her china-doll complexion.
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Besides, as "The Time Machine" showed us (admittedly with some errors), basement dwellers will one day evolve into the dominant life form. Crawling forth to herd, harvest, and feed on the remnants of non-gamers after the inevitable apocolypse.
The paler the better, it makes it less likely that a thousand years in the future when a gamer puts down his controller from a midnight Final Fantasy Binge, and drags someone into the ground for a snack that he will grab a fellow game nerd by mistake.
