Escapist News Network: Got to Catch Them All

[dex-dex]

aw very funny
macs are getting better but yeah they are shit for gaming.

 

[Graham_LRR]

And Graham, didn't anyone tell you puns are lazy joke writing?!? :nerdrage:

Hey, I can't help being struck with inspiration for terrible puns.
It is my gift, it is my curse.

 

[Burck]

Wait a second, did anyone else crack up after hearing Graham's voice between 0:45 and 0:50. Specifically, "...best lit pawn shop in the country."

 

[Kpt._Rob]

Where can I sign up for this order... because seriously, it sounds like I've finally found my raison d'être.

Also is the thing about Fisto... true?

Indeed it is... the Escapist had an article about it a couple weeks back. It's even more disturbing when you hear the actual lines that Fisto supposedly says.

 

[Macgyvercas]

He he. That feature written on a mac, by a dedicated mac user who knows if she wants to play any games, it's not going to be on her computer...

Glad everyone liked it.

"Liked it"? Try LOVED IT! The intro bit about the horse was awesome! And I must join that order of monks!

Also, keep the highlights. They look interesting. Though I must admit I thought it was my new monitor acting up at first.

 

[i64ever]

what that video needed was 40POINTS OF ACID DAMAGE!!!!

 

[Lord_Panzer]

Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.

Good to see Tim again.

Tim wasn't in this episode, I'm afraid. Brother Thadius was played by Jeff Stephen.

Fuckberries. To be perfectly honest with you, Dale, I meant you.
Between *acid* damage and playing Satan, you'd think I'd remember your name.

I'll know better for next time.

 

[Something Amyss]

I, too hope the Virtual Boy resurgence kills 3-D gaming.

I'm amused by the "making games is hard" deal, though I can barely avoid clocking one friend, so not doing four players is probably for the best.

 

[PayneTrayne]

I must say, the 2nd hand joke was pretty well written. I can only imagine the awe that would be walking into a pawn shop the size of most strip malls. Yeah, that's right, I love stuff that's more than the black and the main story. Just for you Paul, just for you.

Also Kathleen, fucking well done on the story!

 

[antipunt]

Macbook pro?

Aha, QFT

 

[Doctor VonSexMachine]

That chanting was intense. Great video.

 

[Ben Fishbein]

they are really good chanters for video game monks. they could hit the big time selling weird Gregorian chants.

I was wondering if anyone would get that

 

[Blind marskman]

Thats a monk orde i would eally like to enter.

 

[Electrogecko]

Damn I wanna join the order of St. Pokedexius

 

[Zivlok]

This episode could be renamed "The One Where I Finally Realized That Jer Ends All Of His Throws With "But What Is Certain..."

Also, I lost my shit when they started singing. And it already was pretty damn funny. And hooray for more Dale!

 

[Zivlok]

Somebody listens to the lrrcasts...

High-five!

 

[snow]

I would love to join that!!

Let us all unite and behold the glory of awesome pwnage!

Spoiler: Chant with me!

I believe this to be one of my favorite ENN episodes so far! Thanks for that!

 

[thorin01]

That was fun. I loved miming the game controller while chanting. Perfect little touch.

 

[Aenir]

Wow. Fantabulous. One of my favorite ENN episodes.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Finally, an order of monks I would consider joining.

Wait, a Macbook Pro? Damn, I will have to continue my search.

"It's name is Fisto."

*screams*

[sub][sub][sub]Nice article guys XD[/sub][/sub][/sub]