Escapist News Network: Got to Catch Them All

[ErodedFaith]

Haha, does that order come with friars.

Loved the episode. ENN is getting better and better. Sadly, I couldn't relate to any of those epic gaming moments. I've never gotten a throwing knife kill like that and I absolutely suck at Halo. There goes any hope of me joining this order.

On a side note, I love what you've done with your hair Kathleen.

 

[kajinking]

"I pwned a noob so hard the game glitched"

I really wish this could actually happen, imagine seeing the game glitch and wondering who the hell caused it to happen. Nice episode.

 

[latenightapplepie]

Hilarious episode. So hilarious, I forgive you for the critique of my beloved Mac.

 

[Crimsane]

Hmm. In one of the most difficult decisions of all time, I have given the edge to the Mac joke over the Friars pun. Loved this episode. If I could afford beer right now, I'd offer to take you all out for a round.

 

[Lord Doom]

Fisto the sex bot is... a... toaster.....
You know what, it still creepy.

 

[PurpleSkull]

I should join the order to save some SC2 events such as a Roach-counter to mutaliskspam. Or a proplayer getting 6-pooled in a tournament. Where can i send my application?

 

[Myster XIII]

...Fisto? *runs screaming to hills, like a little girl, to hide under a rock and welds a metal plate over his ass*

 

[the_maestro_sartori]

The monks singing was absolutely epic. "Does that order come with friars" was pretty good, too. Fairly lame, but I think by the look on Graham's face as he said it, he knew it >.>

 

[SaunaKalja]

That was without a doubt the funniest episode in a while. Nicely done \o/

 

[Eleima]

This is without question one of my favorite ENN's *ever*. The monastic, Gregorian-like chant, the knife kill from across the level, the pwned noob that made the game glitch, the silent studies in the evening, the Illuminated MacBook, and to top it all off, "because Macs are shit for gaming". This was made of pure win, awesome episode!!!!

 

[ironlordthemad]

Fantastic pun at the end, but I thought you were joking about the Fallout New Vegas thing... now I know that you are not and I am scared.
And more jokes about Kinect is always great of course... Or is the Kinect a joke... hmmm.

 

[ewhac]

My apologies in advance for trotting out a wet blanket, but:

"Plenty of other companies you could screw out of their profits."

Please do not lend even humorous credence to the myth that game publishers are "losing money" to rentals. Game rental has been part of the market landscape for... well, ever, and to suddenly start pretending it's a huge industry-threatening problem is, putting it kindly, disingenuous. First Sale Doctrine is clear: You get money off the first sale, and that's it. Anything that happens after that is none of your concern. That's how it's [em]always[/em] been, so stop acting surprised.

That said, I never buy anything from GameStop because their prices, even for the used stuff, suck.

 

[Thedutchjelle]

The main article was the best one i've seen in a long, long time .

A bit sad you decided to open the horrible PC vs Mac can , but I guess it's only fair as normally consoles get all the flak.

 

[Namewithheld]

And I just started reading Anathem...

 

[Amarsir]

Not until the second viewing did I pick up on the motions for "knife to the face from halfway across the level." You guys continue to pour on the clever subtlety.

 

[elmo360]

omg that fisto thing is real.... )

 

[Distorted Stu]

Best pwn description ever?
"I pwned a noob. I pwned him so hard i glitched the game.. AND IN THAT GLITCH I SEEN THE HOLY LIGHT! So then i made a religion out of pwning noobs."