Escapist News Network: I C U Wii

[XJ-0461]

I loved the Bel Air part at the end.

Keep up the good work.

 

[littlerudi08107]

Please stop with the jokes at the beginning of each episode. This week it was Fresh Prince, last week it was the white girl talking like a hood rat. Just stop, it's not funny and it's painful to watch as your "actors" try to do these idiotic skits.

 

[littlerudi08107]

Ah, I see....

Hey, wait, are you sayin' I look stupid now? Eh, bub? [/mockanger]

[fakeshock]Would I!?[/fakeshock]

Also, yeah, uhh, so this isn't a derailment. So... You were just shootin' some B-Ball outside of the school? Are you SURE you weren't antagonising the couple of guys that were up to no good?

[Phoenix Wright]YES! And I have the evidence to prove it! TAKE THAT![/Phoenix Wright]

No, I swear, These guys were just up to no good, and they started makin' trouble in my neighborhood. I swear it!

OK, I can take that, but you get in one little fight and your mum gets scared, so she said "You're movin' with your Uncle and Aunt in Bel Air"? I mean... That's too much of an overreaction to me. Send you across the country because of one little fight? Did you KILL THEM!?

*shifty eyes* Um...no...AND DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING THE SECURITY CAMERAS SAY, EITHER!
BUt here's the kicker. Even though I begged and pleaded with her day after day, she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. She gave me a kiss, and then my ticket, and I put my walkman on saying "I might as well kick it." At least she had the decency to put me on first class...

STOP IT! STOP IT! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD PEASE STOP IT!!!!!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

STOP IT! STOP IT! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD PEASE STOP IT!!!!!

*thinks about it* This is pending further imput from Chipperz, but for now: no.

It shall end when it ends. *insert diabolical laughter here*

 

[Falseprophet]

That was really really good, love the cogito ergo sum bullets. Imagine how trippy a philosophical shooter would be; couldn't take any thing at face value or could you.

Go blow up the base
Why?

Heh: "Mission 3 - L'Etranger: Killing an Arab"

Assassinate the Arab. Or don't. It doesn't really matter.

/pretentious existentialist reference

 

[littlerudi08107]

STOP IT! STOP IT! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD PEASE STOP IT!!!!!

*thinks about it* This is pending further imput from Chipperz, but for now: no.

It shall end when it ends. *insert diabolical laughter here*

that's ok, I reported you two anyway, lol.

 

[weirdoproductions]

I love the 'Epic Nunchuk fail' reference.

I second that. good to see some lrr creeping in

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

Freaking pro Fresh Prince rap at the end. Well played.

I really like watching ENN, it's rapidly moving up on my list of favorite Escapist videos

 

[Heart of Darkness]

STOP IT! STOP IT! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD PEASE STOP IT!!!!!

*thinks about it* This is pending further imput from Chipperz, but for now: no.

It shall end when it ends. *insert diabolical laughter here*

that's ok, I reported you two anyway, lol.

Er, on what grounds?

 

[Wolcik]

Liked the moment when the other mic suppose to crash XD I wanted to see someone jackoff while standing back to Wii, that would be a great joke for me XD

 

[Wandrecanada]

SWEET NUTRIENTS!

 

[Lady Kathleen]

STOP IT! STOP IT! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD PEASE STOP IT!!!!!

*thinks about it* This is pending further imput from Chipperz, but for now: no.

It shall end when it ends. *insert diabolical laughter here*

Oh go easy on him, his whole squad was killed by a Bel Air.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

STOP IT! STOP IT! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD PEASE STOP IT!!!!!

*thinks about it* This is pending further imput from Chipperz, but for now: no.

It shall end when it ends. *insert diabolical laughter here*

Oh go easy on him, his whole squad was killed by a Bel Air.

Aww, nuts. And here I was planning on practicing my theme-song based torment skills.

 

[SuperMatt665]

terrible this week, the Wii thing was mildly funny so ill be watching next week. But Prince of Bel lair Song jokes? Come on those were funny for like 10min 2 years ago. Its way past old and done and I guess its my fault cause I thought you were better than that. I suppose I shouldn't hold you all to the standards I have for Yahtzee though.

 

[WaderiAAA]

Genious! Oh, and I love the FPoBA reference in the end.

 

[azurawolf]

I may never play my friend's Wii again. We do some pretty embarrassing stuff when playing the Wii.

lol.

Anyway... loved it! Especially the Fresh Prince joke. That was great.

 

[Cade Antilles]

Awesome! Just awesome!

 

[SenseOfTumour]

AS much as I've enjoyed this series so far, I was horrified at '50 cent games selling 50 million', please tell me this was exaggerated for humourous effect and there's not really 50 million people that need beating with a stick?

I think if you bought that, you should get a coupon to send off for a free 50 cent hat, its a cone shape, with a big D on the front, standing for 'Da fiddy cent crew', and you should have to wear it at all times so people know, um, how hard you are, yes, that's it.

 

[AndresCL]

The fresh prince and the "house" reference were the best

 

[Lady Kathleen]

They've actually sold 2.5 million units. Which is still INSANE.