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GLo Jones

Activate the Swagger
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Do you have any idea how many jamtrollers I could get for the price of the Kinect?

I'm definitely interested, as long as it comes in an apricot variant.
 

Tharwen

Ep. VI: Return of the turret
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This has to be the most... accurate episode you've ever done.

[sub]Also, you seem to be having some green screen troubles...[/sub]
 

MooseHowl

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The ENN Jar of Jam! The Jamtroller!

That... that is just unreasonably brilliant. Seriously, that made so much sense, and all of its selling points are hilarious and awesome (and accurate!). Especially compared to those other controllers, which have no nutritional value whatsoever!

You know Yahtzee would have something snotty to say about it, though. Probably complaining about its overall fruitiness, which really is impressively fruity.

Well... until the release of the ENN Jar of Branston Pickle, that is. Available... now, perhaps? Inquiring minds want to know!
 

Alar

The Stormbringer
Dec 1, 2009
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aithilin said:
Dammit, now I want raspberry jam.
Delicious jam... must spread on bread with butter! Surely ENN would never let me down. It will be the most delicious controller of all!
 

Endocrom

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Wow, that IS a legitimatly scarry prospect.

BTW, I'm not sure if I've mentioned this before, but Paul looks like the Darkness from Legend when he stands in the middle of that background.

"What is light without TOOOOAAAAAST!"
 

bakonslayer

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Finally! A controller that doesn't need to use consoles that connect to the internet in order to have fun!

Also, I find it worrisome that Canadians have more input about Californian legislation and the rights of US people than most people who live in California or anywhere south of them. Satirically, of course... This is ALL satire. 'wink'
 

General Vengeance

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Garfy said:
coldfrog said:
Garfy said:
In the UK selling Predator or any other 18-certificate movie to a kid IS a criminal offence.

Society failed to collapse, hell rockstar even request official certification for their games.
However, Free Speech isn't protected in the UK either. It's a different world.
How is not selling sex and violence to little kids WRONG?

We could do with a bit more clarity and responsability in government
I hope your kidding.

Freedom of speech is the freedom to speak without censorship or limitation, or both. The synonymous term freedom of expression is sometimes used to indicate not only freedom of verbal speech but any act of seeking, receiving and imparting information or ideas, regardless of the medium used.

Parents should raise their kids, not the government.
 

Crudler

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MatParker116 said:
coldfrog said:
Garfy said:
In the UK selling Predator or any other 18-certificate movie to a kid IS a criminal offence.

Society failed to collapse, hell rockstar even request official certification for their games.
However, Free Speech isn't protected in the UK either. It's a different world.
Actually it is under the 1689 Bill of Rights
Actually, under things like the public order act (1934 and then 1986 I think) We can't say things likely to cause unrest or violence or wear political uniforms. I'll be honest, I think it works.

Also, take Speakers Corner in Hyde park, people can say what they like until they use profanity or someone complains, in which case the police intervene.
 

TheSchaef

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Yeah, I hear Jack Tretton is offering a $1,200 bounty for anyone who can even FIND a competing console on store shelves that even HAS motion control.
 

Garfy

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General Vengeance said:
Garfy said:
coldfrog said:
Garfy said:
In the UK selling Predator or any other 18-certificate movie to a kid IS a criminal offence.

Society failed to collapse, hell rockstar even request official certification for their games.
However, Free Speech isn't protected in the UK either. It's a different world.
How is not selling sex and violence to little kids WRONG?

We could do with a bit more clarity and responsability in government
I hope your kidding.

Freedom of speech is the freedom to speak without censorship or limitation, or both. The synonymous term freedom of expression is sometimes used to indicate not only freedom of verbal speech but any act of seeking, receiving and imparting information or ideas, regardless of the medium used.

Parents should raise their kids, not the government.
If we lived in a perfect world that would be great but we don't. Kids are smarter that most parents, there have to be some hard and fast boundaries to stop them gaining access to materiel that precisely no-one would think was appropriate.

The real question is where that hard and fast line should be drawn?.
People are stupid and are always going to make bad decisions for other people.

As with everything in life it's a balance between too much and not enough and hope we get it right.

Man all this politics has tired me out, I could use some jam. mmmmmmmmm jam.
 

linkzeldi

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Awe somebody stole my peanut butter joke. . .

Well good thing the jamtroller is so cheap, my entire family can play four player jam multiplayer.
 

UtopiaV1

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I think the jamtroller might leave the competition in a sticky situation.
It might just be the seeds of a new gaming revolution.
I hear that the jamtroller actually gives you the fruits of your labours.
Apparently switching to the jamtroller is quite jarring.
Whilst in development, the jamtroller designers kept a firm lid on the specs.
Other companies have said that the jamtroller marketing is spreading itself out too thinly.

I can do these all day people. Give me £5 to shut up. ¬_¬
 

AnneSQF

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"Not yet available in Canada pending approval by the Canadian Dental Approval Association [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/5/The-Canadian-Dental-Approval-Association]."
That was so great. All in all: Awesome episode!