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Escapist News Network: Nerd Flu
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It actually reminds me of Reliable Source more than ONN.Kross said:ONN is hilarious, but the newscast format has been around for a while.Bretty said:
And the Jerkcity reference is a win. HONK!
*coughs quietly and looks at the handkerchief* Oh god... it's shaped like... an M:TG card...
I wonder if I can call in sick, I've got a severe neckbeard going on right now and I can not only tell you what ODST stands for I can also recite Fight Club word-for-word. I think I have it pretty bad.
Side note: Is it just me or does Graham have one of those great voices that can be applied to anything? Y'know, like Morgan Freeman.
Side note: Is it just me or does Graham have one of those great voices that can be applied to anything? Y'know, like Morgan Freeman.
If I wasn't retired on disabillity I would have actually tried to organize a call out for yux with people claiming we all contracted it to see if anyone caught it.
As far as risk goes, well consider the fact that for the last 3 days I have logged in my level 80 mage to World Of Warcraft, and pretended to attend an Oktoberfest where I have been racing rams, and travelling to murder dwarves in their secret underground city. I'm in my SECOND playthrough of Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2, and have still put in a little time playing Champions Online.
I feel fine however so I'd imagine I'm like a Typhoid Mary carrier.
Also someone should start a countdown clock before some Furry starts complaining about them being knocked as the source (Beastiality and a fat guy running around in a Pikuchu suit). All in good fun, but still I'm surprised the first post wasn't something about that.
As far as risk goes, well consider the fact that for the last 3 days I have logged in my level 80 mage to World Of Warcraft, and pretended to attend an Oktoberfest where I have been racing rams, and travelling to murder dwarves in their secret underground city. I'm in my SECOND playthrough of Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2, and have still put in a little time playing Champions Online.
I feel fine however so I'd imagine I'm like a Typhoid Mary carrier.
Also someone should start a countdown clock before some Furry starts complaining about them being knocked as the source (Beastiality and a fat guy running around in a Pikuchu suit). All in good fun, but still I'm surprised the first post wasn't something about that.
That was really good, this might become my new favorite series.
Crap! I know what ODST stands for and I'm also sick. I have the Nerd Flu! Stay back!
Crap! I know what ODST stands for and I'm also sick. I have the Nerd Flu! Stay back!
Shocking coincidence, but I'm actually horribly ill. Wait, coincidence?
I think not!
Keep back! Lest I cough on you!
I think not!
Keep back! Lest I cough on you!
An amazing installment. I have to say that I nearly fountained Booster Juice out of my nostrils upon hearing "orange of the sad mice".
really?Kross said:ONN is hilarious, but the newscast format has been around for a while.Bretty said:
And the Jerkcity reference is a win. HONK!
there's a danger of catching the are oh eff one virus?
*discerning stare*
