Escapist News Network: Nerd Flu

[Zydrate]

In order to make this a little more on-par with, say, Onion News Network (a style I assume they're going for), the main anchor guy needs to be clean-shaven. He's got a good voice but, needs to look a lot more professional.
And the woman just needs to look... a lot better.

In other news (hurr hurr), Yahtzee should make a cameo in this.

 

[Arbitrary Cidin]

Should have called it: geek flu.

We went with Nerd Flu for the entertaining rhyme with "Bird Flu".

It's just not quite right.
The nerd is a more brainy variant, while the geek is just very much into a particular geeky hobby.
The nerd flu would need something other than Halo ODST. Come to think of it, Halo isn't very geeky either.
Anyway, the nerd flu would work better among PC gamers.

Oh, god Veloper caught the flu!

 

[veloper]

Should have called it: geek flu.

We went with Nerd Flu for the entertaining rhyme with "Bird Flu".

It's just not quite right.
The nerd is a more brainy variant, while the geek is just very much into a particular geeky hobby.
The nerd flu would need something other than Halo ODST. Come to think of it, Halo isn't very geeky either.
Anyway, the nerd flu would work better among PC gamers.

Oh, god Veloper caught the flu!

Actually what I got is a bacterial infection. For nerds.

 

[MortisLegio]

Nerd Flu is bad... But nothing compared to the NOOB flu epidemic.

 

[TZer0]

I think I might have the nerd flu.. oooh dear.

 

[DeadAccountMoveAlong]

And with the "it's a lion" line, Escapist News Network has won over my heart.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

I have no idea what to take seriously.

I still like it though.

Also, I own a TV remote control watch.

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

Holy shit, I'm also at risk of getting infected!

That bit about the "boob control" being ported to the Wii was so hilarious.

 

[Smack-Ferret]

Wait A minute. That sexaxis thing is in mgs4! Shake around the controller when you talk to raiden's wife or whatever she is.

 

[wonkify]

My new favorite on the web on my already favorite gaming magazine site. Great job.

 

[Revolutionary]

Orbital Drop Shock Trooper..........AH crap!

 

[DSteer]

orbital drop shock trooper! let it spread...
2x lvl 80 and a lvl 74 WoW characters!
100+ dvds, 13,500+ videos watched on my youtube account alone
massive amount of video games
i have no girlfriend
Q_Q i think i might die....

 

[Amenta Kaiser]

Hilarious. Something else to watch on this great website.

 

[Jeziah]

Heh, Katgleen made a Monty Python reference... Looks like Jeremy's gonna have some company in the quarantine truck.

 

[Meckos]

Orange Des Souris Tristes WTF!
it could have work for Quebec with our law 101