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Graham_LRR

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Nintendonts

Whether it's Mario's anniversary, or their own losses, Nintendo seem out of touch with reality.

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dex-dex

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Oct 20, 2009
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ah what could of been.

also NO GRAHAM NO!!! NOT THE CREED!!!

and Kathleen's new hair cut is FANTASTIC!!!
 

Scarim Coral

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I bet if they did went a head with Mario using a ray gun, everyone would be more acceptable of video game violences in the present day and wait Samus using a fireball instead of the ray gun???
 

BlueInkAlchemist

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Can we get the next ENN with 100% less Creed? The amount of hair loss was quite acceptable, though.
 

Something Amyss

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Dec 3, 2008
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BEAM!

Imagine if blasters were mainstream. Then they probably would have killed video games in the 80s, and the Escapist would be about the resurgence of Escape Artists.
 

Josdeb

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May 22, 2008
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"Duke Beamem 6 ahead of schedule"
I laughed :)

But I must say, looking snazzy in those alternate-history suits and glasses
 

coldfrog

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Hilarious! Imagine if they had included the Rocket Pack as well!
 

Electrogecko

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I'm thankful that Mario didn't start off as a beam gun weilding alien fighter guy....
Sad to say it, but I'm definitely getting Mario All Stars for Wii. My SNES version doesn't save anymore, and the $30 price tag doesn't seem too unreasonable for a limited quantity bundle with a huge soundtrack.
 

Tempest13

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Good episode...won't be getting this All Stars game, don't know why anyone would since you'd expect someone to have all of those games by now.
 

Wakefield

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Love Grahams new haircut. Also the video was hilarious. Everything's better with kittens.