Escapist News Network: Nintendonts

[theshadavid]

I love you guys but Shaun White IS a legit skateboarder, he's just a better Snowboarder.

 

[Mikester1290]

Love the mirror universe thing, made me ROFLCLYSM

Also would have been nice to see the hair switch sides for the mirror universe Kathleen!

 

[Wolfenbarg]

Loved the Starcraft 2 part. It was almost like you read my fanrage rant on gamefaqs... hm. Also, Graham mumbling Creed songs was great.

 

[goggzilla]

Love the new hair Kathleen......you too Graham.

 

[Okysho]

T.T Oh why nintendo? Whyyy???!!!

 

[Aptspire]

2012? are you kidding me, Blizzard???
also, 2000: the year when the boys' bands were kings, there was barely any Internet, and Bush was about to begin his reign of terror *nostalgia*

 

[Nikolaz72]

That's valve time for all of you.

No Valve time is basically denying all existence of a game after you announce it. At least Blizzard give vague hints about the content and possible release of the next Starcraft episode.

Valve on the other hand haven't publicly acknowledged the possible existence of Half Life 2 Episode 3 in a very long time.

Also, great hair Kathleen

I think Fans worry too much if they need to see footage of the game while its being made..

 

[Warachia]

Great episode, short and quick, full of good points, even though I'm sure this is because ideas are a little short.

 

[SensibleCrout]

I'm speechless.
AWE.
SOME.

P.S.: Jer's tie still sucks badly .

 

[Mydnyght]

Akurate...heh.

Mario 25th Anniversary... Exactly the same as Super Mario All-Stars... Sold well in Japan? Okay, my head's hurtin'.

"About your loss..."
"For the softball team? No, we won."
"No, you lost money."
"In the couch?"
"No, you lost 200 million yen."
"We'd never do that."
"I have the report... Those are minus signs."
"That's a one. It's lying down."
"Right..........Back to you, Graham."

And the thought of Super Mario with a BEAM GUN!?! Man, I KNEW I was born in the wrong parallel universe! >_<

 

[Boba Frag]

Am I the only person who finds Jeremy Petter adorable?

I'm sure Tally would agree with you

EDIT

Man, I am slow on the uptake....

Ninja'd!!

My goodness, where are your flowing princely locks, Graham???
Kathleen's new hair looks awesome.

I nearly sprayed Sprite all over my monitor when I saw the alternate universe ENN in their shiny, shiny suits XD

Also "That's not a minus... that's a 1. It's lying down.... it's tired..."

 

[Yankeedoodles]

That's a one lying down. Ha! Nice one!

 

[vxicepickxv]

I don't hate Creed, I just hate too much Creed. A well timed reference joke is a good thing. Being forced to listen to it for 12 hours a day for six months on end is torture.

A great collection of well timed jokes, short and to the point, plus no actual important facts. It makes for the best type of ENN. I did like the apology last week though for being right about something important.

 

[Terrified Android]

hahahaha! best episode yet, loved the alternate timeline bit! xD

 

[ydkwidrmw]

The Graham's alternative beam world costume reminds me of the Devo's energy hats for some reason.

 

[Endocrom]

^What was that thing on alternate Graham's head anyway? an air freshener?

 

[Lady Kathleen]

Love the mirror universe thing, made me ROFLCLYSM

Also would have been nice to see the hair switch sides for the mirror universe Kathleen!

I couldn't actually do that. My hair is cut very 1 way. It's really short on the short side. It is the ultimate punk rock lesbian hairdo.

 

[Lady Kathleen]

Please note I'm not a lesbian. Lesbians are awesome (at least all the ones I know), but I like boys.

 

[Elf Defiler Korgan]

Sweet hair-cut Kathleen. Villain-lady-stylin.

As for Graham, you have my hair-cut, and it isn't that good.