Escapist News Network: Quickbender Must Die

[Rainheart]

Congratulations to the Invastigation Team members, who managed to get their picture picked.
I really liked this episode. I must say however, that I would've liked a statement of Ryan Quickbender himself. Maybe he is on the run?

 

[tamerman]

yatzee was one of the investigaitors XD

 

[ReverseEngineered]

ROFL, the after thought was the best. "Isn't he kinda busy?" "He's not that busy."

 

[Matt_LRR]

yatzee was one of the investigaitors XD

Yahtzee was not one of the investigators.

-m

 

[insanelich]

Thing is, realistic AI opponents (and team members) have already been done.

The UT3 bots kept going for max score and kept on swearing like 13 year old kids. While ignoring the actual level objectives. So yeah, it was hard to believe I wasn't playing with regular idiot humans.

 

[JudgeRicand]

Yay, I was in that one. Okay, enough fanboy squees.

It was really good.

 

[Crudler]

You deserve to be on the new crack investigative team! Just watch out for pipe bombs and drugs, err I mean clocks and horses.

I don't think that the powder was meant to be drugs, I think it was more along the lines of Anthrax.

Still, loving ENN as always, keep it up LRR - You guys are just great.

 

[Warachia]

I didn't see quickbender under the casualties list, I guess you'll be getting another ARG pretty soon. Although for killing off Yahtzee, they kinda deserve it.

 

[A Pious Cultist]

I wouldn't imagine you'd need that much anthrax to wipe out an office. Someone must have wanted to be pretty damn throughout.

...


What? >_>

 

[BehattedWanderer]

So did Quickbender help with the investigations, or was he off spoiling Graham's coffee?

 

[Keith K]

Note: Bright Red Clothing(or anything else) scales poorly.

 

[Scorpio3002]

Steven Seagal is currently busy with an investigation of his own.

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/36446224/

Allegations of "Keeping sex slaves against their will" tend to fill up one's schedule, believe me.

 

[aPod]

Highlight of the show for me was the Brink interview "You won't know if its just the Ai that knows about your secret taint love, or a 14 year old with a potty mouth." I was rolling.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Hey guys, listen! I don't have a lot of time to type, there's some guy in my apartment brandishing a "shotgun" and demanding money! I originally thought it might've been a home invasion, but after that Splinter Cell bar stunt I'm thinking it could have something to do with your ARG! I'm gonna get him to "fire" the "shotgun", and if I can count how many pellets come out it might h

 

[tamerman]

yatzee was one of the investigaitors XD

Yahtzee was not one of the investigators.

-m

then who was the guy to the right (our right) of the guy in the middle? o.0

 

[ninja555]

Wednesdays are always nice days thanks to ZP and you guys but where is Bill?

 

[Aptspire]

Can I be a part of the invesatigative team?
pleeeeeeease?

 

[Hulyen]

That was epic! I loved it!

Edit: Buwahaha, today's Amazon game deal of the day is Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force Collector's Edition Bundle for anyone looking for the ENN rated game of the year last year. I giggled.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

was that yahtzee on the investagators!? AWESOME!

 

[Regiment]

That's not Yahtzee, they're all LRR fans we asked for submissions.

Yahtzee was not one of the investigators.
-m

You must agree though, the resemblance is uncanny. (Then again, the beard-and-trilby thing is getting to be quite the style.)

Curse my not reading the LRR blog over the weekend! I could have been a redshirt!