Escapist News Network: Resident Evil Romance

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Moriarty70

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Trashy romance novel or sexy fan fic? Either way it's still "chick porn".

"You've got porn!" - Joey Tribbiani
 

CK76

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I was waiting for the Jill sandwich line...but wondering if opportunity was missed about being "master of unlocking" things.
 

AngryMongoose

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Did you say 3 foot colt? I mean both ways it's pretty riddiculous:
isn't even there, and i'm not willing to even search for the other image.
 

Garfy

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That ad around the video is making it stutter, none of the videos on the escapist are watchable for me at the minute
 

pigmy wurm

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now that Paul him self is actually a character the whole character of him in the wig gets so much funnier. Just think about a news crew forcing it's low rung on the reporting latter to put on a silly wig and do something silly so that they have a B roll. One of these days he should refuse and walk out.
 

goggzilla

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I enjoy eNN very much, but I have noticed 2 things.

1: What happened to Quickbender?
2. Once he disappeared, has anyone noticed that the show is a lot less dry? I liked the dryness, I thought it sold the jokes.

Watch this episode then watch like 10 episodes back, there is a definite change in tone.
 

mountainfire

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goggzilla said:
I enjoy eNN very much, but I have noticed 2 things.

1: What happened to Quickbender?
2. Once he disappeared, has anyone noticed that the show is a lot less dry? I liked the dryness, I thought it sold the jokes.

Watch this episode then watch like 10 episodes back, there is a definite change in tone.
Yes. They've made a concerted effort to change the humor in order to attract more viewers. That has nothing to do with Quickbender.

Fantastic episode guys. I feel like Kathleen must've written that bit, cause it was spot on... Terrifyingly so.
 

Chasmodius

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Jan 13, 2010
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You have somehow managed to top the level of creepy disturbing-ness of the VG-Cats comic on the same subject (only using Left4Dead):
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=290

"A hot molotov throbbed in his hand." *shudder*

I simply cannoy believe how disturbing and very well (badly) written this story was. Good job ENN team! ... I think?
 

JokerCrowe

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uuuuncomfortable!

I liked the Headshot segment. Because it is the Truth!!

Kathleen should look "dreamy" more often, it's very funny. ^^
 

wooty

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Complete reversals in literature recently, Pride and Predjudice gets made into a zombie book, now Res gets made into a romance novel. I must be on another planet.

Loved the episode though guys, hoping the hippo clears customs for you
 

AllLagNoFrag

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AHAHAHHA great novelisation of resident evil! Also, I admit I have read contact harvest (the novel the guy was reading in the video) It was worth reading! (Gimme a break, I was flying a budget airline, no screen for movies so what do you do with 8 hours?)
 

Jer_LRR

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dls182 said:
Excellent video as always, but I'm curious, what was the talent that Jer didn't know he had? (mentioned on his twitter)
Writing terrible romance literature.