Escapist News Network: Splinter Cell: Cunvicshun

[Subzerowings]

"If you want to tap my vast store of industry knowledge..."
Yeah, I'd tap that.
*puts on sunglasses*

On topic: I haven't watched the ENN for a while but it's suprising to see that it keeps getting funnier! Great job guys.

 

[addeB]

Awwh, marketing is scary.

 

[Baby Tea]

CCP media representative "long Icelandic name"...
Awesome. Just awesome.
I love you, ENN. Never change. Unless you're adding more funny. Then go ahead and change.

 

[Brad Shepard]

Quick's picks are just mean, but i love it!

 

[Artemicion]

Hell, I'd play Splinter Cell: Ace Attorney. That has the potential to be AWESOME.

 

[comadorcrack]

Ahha. Yay for Splinter Cell Ace Attorney. The greatest Idea since creating babies!

 

[AllTeam]

I want the Transformers package that is in behind the "doctor"

 

[Moriarty70]

Sam Fisher: Ace Attorney, we must make this happen.

Only if one of the enemies is voiced by genius boy and talking dolphin from Sea Quest. Who else remebers Ironside in a super U-boat?

 

[DigitalSushi]

Long Icelandic name

I find that funny because I've watched/listen to alot of topical news satire recently which had the volcano story. They took the piss out of people failing to prenounce its name.

oddly enough, whenever the name of that Volcano is in the newspapers or on tele my inner voice goes "Place you can't pronounce Volcano"... that's what I now know it as...

 

[Alar]

Another great episode.

...nope, nothing witty to add.

 

[JEBWrench]

CCP media representative "long Icelandic name"...
Awesome. Just awesome.
I love you, ENN. Never change. Unless you're adding more funny. Then go ahead and change.

Even better? The way Graham pronounced "long Icelandic name", it actually sounded like a long Icelandic name. (Yes, things like that make me laugh.)

 

[The Stonker]

Long Icelandic name

I find that funny because I've watched/listen to alot of topical news satire recently which had the volcano story. They took the piss out of people failing to prenounce its name.

tíhíhíhíhíh Jósef Veggur Bergljótsson.

Now that is a long icelandic name and translates into Josef Wall Uglyrockson

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

Oh God ... I was hoping that stunt marketting thing was a lie .... but according to a couple of sites someone did actually go into a bar (on a packed friday night, which I guess makes sense for maximum saturation of the news of a new release) and literally pointed guns at people.

So ... its friday night, it's dark, the people you point guns at are possbly intoxicated, and everybody is fatigued after a week of work .... makes perfect sense to me! I'm a gamer and I would have seriously thought the bar was being robbed by a dickhead who just ruined my friday night out.

If I was one of the police officers to arrest the bastard, I would have seriously considered shooting ANYWAYS just because nobody should ruin a good night out drinking after a week at your shitty job without paying the ultimate price.

 

[Woem]

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Another wonderful episode, another wonderful Kathleen. Hair to the throne!

 

[bawkbawkboo1]

Quick's Picks is always awesome. No need to elaborate.

So did Kathleen participate in "boobquake"? Will I get banned for asking?

 

[Tim_LRR]

CCP media representative "long Icelandic name"...
Awesome. Just awesome.
I love you, ENN. Never change. Unless you're adding more funny. Then go ahead and change.

Even better? The way Graham pronounced "long Icelandic name", it actually sounded like a long Icelandic name. (Yes, things like that make me laugh.)

I agree! I love the subtle touches in language like tonality and emphasis, and they did a good job with this one.

 

[Eleima]

I like that you used the volcano's name in some form... Eyjafuleko... Ejyajokul... Effja... (looks it up on the wiki) Eyjafjallajökull!

And I disagree with Kathleen, for once. "Sam Fisher: Ace Attorney" sounds like a capital idea!

 

[flosy]

OBJECTION!!!