Escapist News Network: The EA Louse & Friends

[Draconalis]

The EA Blouse portion was hawt. Man, I wish I had someone to sexually assault

 

[Tempest13]

Wow...that news about Nintendo makes me a sad panda. Also, called CreedWars...called it.

 

[Falseprophet]

I nearly spit out my lunch when the EA Grouse blog came up. Awesome.

 

[Delusibeta]

How the hell did that Pub Club ad sneak in there? Somebody, fix the alarms to the LRR video vault.

 

[Something Amyss]

I would certainly like to hug you guys.

Awesome reporting on the EA Klaus. I wonder when he'll strike next!

 

[Endocrom]

Yeah, I don't think much of the 3DS, maybe I'll get it, maybe I won't. [puts on sunglasses]

Yay, the Darkness background is back

 

[ZodiacBraves]

I didn't know who Tim Langdell was until I saw this video, but from reading the wikipedia page, that guy was a prick!

 

[sunpop]

Time for me to swoop in and trademark edge!

 

[SaunaKalja]

I noticed Kathleen had a pearl necklace.

How's that for an edgy comment?

 

[mjc0961]

Loved the GT5 joke.

 

[SantoUno]

So now Escapist staff members are spying on each other?

What is this, 1984?

 

[Twilight_guy]

Coco? cocococ-coocoo cocoocooo cooc! CocococoCOCOC! CoCOCOCO!

Nice reference there guys. Although I didn't know Coco worked at EA, I guess washed up actresses have to work somewhere.

 

[thorin01]

Your love of tongue twisters makes for great closing lines. And kudos to Graham for nailing them so well.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go edge my hedge.

 

[John Funk]

... hey.

 

[Naturality]

I literally lol'd at EA Grouse.

One of the best ENNs so far, good job guys!

 

[dex-dex]

Odd that, didn't know that EA blogger had escapist pub club ad on his blog

Oh Nintendo!
I also enjoyed ENN is watching you John Funk.

Not just ENN, we will also watch mr.Funk...always...*stares at John Funk*

of course we shall make Mr.Funk very uncomfortable.
*stares though his soul*

 

[antipunt]

What's with this blouse,louse, x-ouse, business?

 

[Galad]

"ENN is watching you, John Funk" was pure gold <3

Also, yes, Kathleen is totally huggable xD

 

[Arcanist]

... hey.

Don't worry, Funk. It's because we all hate you with a searing passion. :3

You forgot EA Douse, the blogger who complains about the unspeakably bad plumbing.

 

[Alar]

... hey.

Hey yourself.

I liked the campus AI. That was... surreal.