Escapist News Network: The Future of Sex

[Skarvig]

My favorite episode of ENN.

 

[300lb. Samoan]

So I go to look up the price of eagle semen (standard practice fact checking) and I find a skeletal looking blog by Russ Pitts stating the following:

I did have a few interesting moments at GDC ... the producers of G4?s X-Play asked us to stop by for an interview. It was a bit surreal ... They gave us a tour of their setup, then introduced us around. I?d caught up with the producers and Adam Sessler the night before, but Morgan Webb pretended for about a half second she didn?t remember me, then immediately started taunting me about ?eagle semen.?

No clue what any of this means but Russ Pitts, you sound like a lucky man. I wish Morgan would tease me about... anything.

EDIT: I went back and clicked the first link, and found this:

This is the story of my two years as a writer and producer for The Screen Savers on TechTV. And, perhaps, an explanation of why I sent an email to the entire company telling them I didn?t care if they drowned in eagle semen.

OH SHIT: I remember the screen savers! I'm gonna love reading this story!
http://www.falsegravity.com/?page_id=41#content

EDIT 2: The Screen Savers became AOTS?? Russ, I am SO sorry...

 

[bakonslayer]

I see what you did there during the interview... Beanie babies in the background?
That made the whole bit. Although the episode was pretty fantastic, in itself.

If you didn't notice that, its worth another run through the video to see it. Great job, guys.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Ok I'm disturbed now.

 

[Doug]

LOL, I just loved the reactions to that guy's requests for beastiallity in games.

I can see some group come out with a DFS (Dog F***ing Sim) and when THAT happens, I'll be investing MY money in BARF-BAGS!

Suggest it to some Japanese developers. We'll make BILLIONS!

 

[Galad]

not too bad, it just wasn't my type of humor this time.

ew ><

Also, yes, that was Dragon Age at 2:29-2:31.

 

[ctrl-alt-postal]

mmmm...dogmeat....lol *shudder* lol *shudder*

Beth spokesmans shudder at the end...perfect.

 

[bakonslayer]

So it was for Russ Pitts, an employee at TechTV, a San Francisco-based television network, who sent a stinging e-mail to the entire company when he quit his job as associate producer in February.

http://www.salon.com/tech/feature/2002/05/09/corporate_e_mail/index1.html

This isn't the exact article, but it is what I found with a quick Google.

 

[thrubeingcool13]

Graham and Kathleen are Blood Mages? Guess you can never really tell.

 

[jesse.]

I thought it was serious until after I saw the first persons reply to the bestiality guy.
I was double u tee effing

 

[Keith K]

Oh man, that was my favorite eNN yet.

 

[Slycne]

... What?
Do you honestly think this is funny?

... Maybe I'm just too old for make-up stories that have no truth in them.

Too each their own, but made-up what now?

http://gizmodo.com/5436238/apple-approves-tits--boobies-and-pussy-lovers-apps
http://www.reelseo.com/youtube-google-game-patent/
http://kotaku.com/5436298/steam-sold-out-of-prey-please-try-again-later
http://www.siliconera.com/2009/12/28/is-this-one-of-tetsuya-nomuras-unannounced-games/
http://www.greenronin.com/dragon_age/

 

[ahiddenfigure]

Do I spy the running gag of James always being the cop [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/452/commodoreHUSTLE-11-Showdown]*?

[small]*See 4:05 of the video in that link.[/small]

 

[rex922]

man that was seriously disturbing.

 

[Jon Etheridge]

OK, an ap called "Big Fat Greasy Cock" might be the funniest thing I've heard in a while. Seriously made me laugh for a good minute. Also the stuffed animals copulating on the shelf made me chuckle.

Good work guys.

 

[ALKATRAZACAZ]

Gordon Plank: Ah..... ...... ..... ah ....
HAHAHAHAHAH brilliant absolutely brilliant hahahaha

 

[ssgt splatter]

Oeeeeewwwwwww-kay.
Animal sex...*shivers* You know, I don't think that was an act. If it was, he's a very good actor.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Wow, I'll ever look at dogmeat the same way again....

You know? I bet you are are some Bestiality games out there.