Escapist News Network: The Future of Sex

[NuclearPenguin]

Well... Ok.. Im afraid.

 

[Donrad]

yes i agree.
eagle semen IS too expensive.

this was very funny and awkward thank you!

 

[ironlordthemad]

4.32 bear for the win
seriously thats an epic painting/mural

almost wet myself at the Why rice pudding? Cheaper than Eagle Semen...
maybe we can convince cliffy b to put some bestiality into Gears 3?
Actually after giving that half a seconds thought I think we shouldnt.

Marcus and a Lambent Wrech (aka monkey dog), thats like 20 kinds of wrong...

 

[Doug]

yes i agree.
eagle semen IS too expensive.

this was very funny and awkward thank you!

I find Whale semen is more cost effective, but still pricy - more for when you want to inflict the real deal.

 

[TheEnglishman]

And my yearly routine gets back in place with some good old comedy.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Gay sex isn't illegal in the United States...I'd assume you guys were talking about Canada, seeing as you live there, but I am 99% sure that it's not illegal there either, and besides, don't you call your country's divisions provinces, not states?

 

[AoGenius]

Bwahahahaha!!!
First time I laughed at Enn, but that was freaking hilarious.... the reactions almost made me fall off the chair!

 

[WickedSkin]

Bestiality has already been done in gaming! Mass Effect!

Considering that Asari are aliens (what I think you're referring to), not animals, Xenophilia might be better.

...god, I can't believe I'm thinking about that.

Bestiality is also equal to savageness and words alike, an angry mob can be bestial, so xenophilia makes sense. Xeno meaning stranger... Does that mean everyone who ever fucked a stranger (you've been to nightclubs people, you all did it!) is a xenophile? An animal is sure to be a stranger. So bestiality should be changed to xenophilia. Xenophilia is an awesome word.

Oh and my joke was calling sex with Asari bestiality, because bestiality, is having sex with a "lesser animal/being(?)".. you know.. like humans are the master race... hur hur. Not that funny and a tad far-fetched but I'm happy with it. If it's not human it's an animal! MOHAHA!

 

[ucciolord1]

Indeed, rice pudding is cheaper than eagle semen.
And that was hilarious.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Wonderful, you guys. Now that's the proper way to respond to controversy--by stepping it up!

 

[Graham_LRR]

Gay sex isn't illegal in the United States...I'd assume you guys were talking about Canada, seeing as you live there, but I am 99% sure that it's not illegal there either, and besides, don't you call your country's divisions provinces, not states?

We did mean States because, yes, we have Provinces in Canada.

That particular line was a little hazy, I admit. We weren't saying that homosexual sex per se is illegal, but in some states I'm fairly that butt sex is illegal. Or sodomy, as it's called when referred to in said laws.
Granted, straight couples can engage in sodomy as well, but I abstracted the truth for the sake of comedy. It won't happen again.*


*Yes it will.

 

[awatkins]

I like how serious that dude was when mentioning if there were any other reasons you'd name a dog 'Dog meat' unless it was meant for beastiality.
come to think of it, Beastiality should be a new fatality in Mortal Kombat.

 

[nosole]

Gay sex isn't illegal in the United States...I'd assume you guys were talking about Canada, seeing as you live there, but I am 99% sure that it's not illegal there either, and besides, don't you call your country's divisions provinces, not states?

We did mean States because, yes, we have Provinces in Canada.

That particular line was a little hazy, I admit. We weren't saying that homosexual sex per se is illegal, but in some states I'm fairly that butt sex is illegal. Or sodomy, as it's called when referred to in said laws.
Granted, straight couples can engage in sodomy as well, but I abstracted the truth for the sake of comedy. It won't happen again.*


*Yes it will.

I'd expect nothing less.

Great episode guys, Alex did an awesome job, he did a great job at being sincere about the story and it worked wonderfully.

Also, mmmm rice pudding.

 

[Obrien Xp]

Anyone else notice the plush animals mounting on the shelf behind the bestial guy?

I C WHAT U DID THAR!

Also, Rule 46: There is Furry Porn of it.

Hilarious Episode.

We will make contact this year, with some sick new hardware and games!

 

[Venatio]

Oh no, watch out for the conservatives -they're gonna blow!

Though seriously I just dont see how people can make the jump from homosexuality to bestiality. Its a slippery slope argument brought up by every single person I have ever met who opposes gay rights. Its getting kinda old.

You know what should instead come after homosexuality? Aliens. And once we've done aliens we should do cyborgs - then robots. Bestiality? Come on, my toaster's hotter than any dog...

HOT!

 

[Hulyen]

My favorite ENN so far! The beanie babies on the bookshelf were a nice touch as well.

 

[Elf Defiler Korgan]

Well it would have made Fable II more interesting...

 

[Xombiebubble]

the Sirfragsalot.com caption on the mario gameplay.

PLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG

 

[samsonguy920]

ROFL!
Wow. I just don't have anything else say. Excuse me while I go clean my ear sockets with a drill.