Escapist News Network: The Future of Sex

[Macgyvercas]

First ENN of 2010, fresh onto the ice, takes the puck down the rink, bluffs the defenders, he shoots...HE SCORES!

That was awesome, eh?

I think this should be filed under 'trying too hard to be Canadian'.

Okay, ya caught me. But is there really a problem with trying to be Canadian? I spend most of my time offline trying to be British and no one seems to care.

 

[Macgyvercas]

First ENN of 2010, fresh onto the ice, takes the puck down the rink, bluffs the defenders, he shoots...HE SCORES!

That was awesome, eh?

I think this should be filed under 'trying too hard to be Canadian'.

Okay, ya caught me. But is there really a problem with trying to be Canadian? I spend most of my time offline trying to be British and no one seems to care.

Not really a problem although you did get my hopes up of finding a hockey fan only to let me down that it's just another Canada fan *cue blame Canada*, so I thought I should say something.

If it makes you feel any better, I do like hockey (favorite team: Pittsburgh Penguins)

 

[wsmieszek]

It's funny how the two puppets on the bookshelf seem to be enjoying themselves

 

[Ductape]

From the dragon age ESRB rating:

During the course of the game, players are able to visit a brothel where a hostess asks what they are interested in. If players select "Surprise me," they can sometimes wind up face-to-face with a woman, a man, a transsexual, or an animal.

On behalf of bioware: Surprise!

http://www.esrb.org/ratings/synopsis.jsp?Certificate=27228

 

[likalaruku]

Yes, I predict that in 10 years times, the Furries will picket outside of Disney & demand a dating sim for Gargoyles & Beauty & the Beast.

 

[Dannie]

Love the background at the dog-sex-guy. ^^

 

[lyfeindeyth]

Good job. I loved the Space Jump Mario joke.

And I didn't wanna fuck Dogmeat. But the Fable 2 dog...

LOLOLOLOL THAT'S PRICELESS! Love it.

I love their small talk at the beginning and end.
"I've resolved to stop assaulting the homeless"
"ME TOO!"

 

[Spawnfreak]

To quote Yahtzee from his Fable 2 review "Why can't I marry my dog?"

 

[Spawnfreak]

I wonder if it's been pointed out that laws against gay sex have been ruled unconstitutional here in the U.S. and if those laws are still on the books they can't be enforced.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_v._Texas

Oh and the guy's wrong the totem pole/slippery slope of sex in games (not counting porno games which probably have the totem pole completely covered in some weird sticky goo) goes as follows.

Hetero Sex
Homo Sex
Masturbation
Group Sex
Incest (with adults)
Rape
Necrophilia
Fetishes you would find on shock sites
Bestiality
Pedophilia

That is this is the order that they will gradually seep into gaming (and it's always possible for it to come to a halt at any one level).

Or at least that's what an aristocrat told me *cough*

I bet the pedophilia thing already has in Japan.

 

[Woem]

Let's not forget Belle the sheep in Arcanum!

 

[SsilverR]

IT'S VERY ILLEGAL! ... in fact can i get this guys phone number or WoW account information

hahahaha!!

 

[Distorted Stu]

Seagal semen :| Sooo wrong but i couldnt help laugh. Good ep!

 

[Raigne]

Actually, Dragon Age did cater to everyone. If you go to the brothel and choose "Surprise me" you might end up with a pair of nugs... =\

 

[Wandrecanada]

Let's not forget Belle the sheep in Arcanum!

Awesome ref. I love the dialogue tree required to get the option for Belle.