Escapist News Network: The Future of Sex

[WaderiAAA]

I thought it was funny with the one whose surname was Quickbender, but the guy who had no comment was funnier.

 

[Vinticore]

Wow account info, good one : D

 

[mjc0961]

Hahaha, the Bethesda spokeman being completely disgusted to the point of haing no words was fantastic.

 

[Mirrored Jigsaw]

I'm amazed that "Kenneth Filchrock" could keep a straight face during that whole thing.

 

[Myan]

Nice eagle semen reference, guys. Thanks for that.

Coincidence? I think not.

 

[jthm]

Wow... just... wow.

I was going to go do a google search on those apps after watching, but now... yeah, maybe later.

Actually, come to think about it..those apps...and a story on beastiallity?! My god, there linked?!

Ummm... perhaps I wasn't clear. I was going to go fap. After watching, I didn't want to anymore.

 

[Daruth_Winterwood]

There already is a game with bestiality in it. Arcanum:Of Steamworks and Magical Obscura. There is a brothel in that game where you can have sex with a prostitute of your choice or (for a reduced fee) you can spend some quality time with a sheep called Belle.
It's all done very tongue in cheek though. Like if you play a female character and the madame is very confused as to how exactly you plan to get off with the sheep.

No gay sex in the game though... Well at least no male gay sex...

 

[wolfgamesstudios]

XD i love how the beanie babies are positioned behind him

o ya dogmeat is sexy u know it XD

 

[talmud]

Actually, Dragon Age did cater to everyone. If you go to the brothel and choose "Surprise me" you might end up with a pair of nugs... =\

A what? Did you mean nuns?

A nug is a unique creature in Dragon Age - they are basically subterranean bunny-pigs that are used as a food source and/or pets by the dwarves.

 

[sln333]

That was great all over. Outstanding interview given by the Bethesda employee.

 

[Enzeru92]

Hey bestiality might work people will jump off the gay bandwagon and jump on the Doing animals wagon it could solve the whole problem lol

 

[Raigne]

Actually, Dragon Age did cater to everyone. If you go to the brothel and choose "Surprise me" you might end up with a pair of nugs... =\

A what? Did you mean nuns?

A nug is a unique creature in Dragon Age - they are basically subterranean bunny-pigs that are used as a food source and/or pets by the dwarves.

Just so, and it is possible to wake up nude with a pair of them at the brothel.

 

[JoshGod]

animal sex was hilarious especially with stuffed animals in background couldn't stop laughing

 

[M4rsch]

That was! hilarious and equally disturbing as beforehand exclamation mark.

 

[Pariah164]

This episode had me laughing the whole way through. Bravo, ENN.

 

[AvsJoe]

Finally, my first laugh-out-loud moment watching ENN. The Quickbender guy's reaction to the bestiality guy was perfect. Kathleen's reaction was spot-on as well.

 

[Lord Thodin]

Was really into the show till Kathleen said sex, and I just locked in on the cleavage. At least till the bestiality part...then I was liked the "Bethesda Spokesman"