Both Zero Punctuation and ENN... the Escapist has been taken over by cats! Actually, that doesn't sound so bad. Might have to watch this a few more times for any missed visual gags, spent most of it laughing too hard.
Aww, poor Zynga, welcome to the real money trade issues plaguing many online games. Solid Snake's bathhouse adventures on the Wii... motion controls... I just can't complete this joke. Fable 3 impregnate your 'friends' mechanics, sounds more like they're trying to add to the potential humiliation of first-person shooters and the crouch command, so I guess there will be PvP in Fable 3. I'm actually surprised that Assassin's Creed 2 didn't make TeenBeat, isn't that look (minus the arsenal) the popular look nowadays?
Though, the Starcraft report seems almost real. I imagine plenty of people will be calling in 'sick' to work on release day. Wait a minute, case of Starcraft, so by being in the beta, I've been a carrier of the disease? By talking to friends about it I've... oh dear god, no! What have I done!