Escapists, Assemble!

[Brutal Peanut]

I am not sure I'd want to have super-powers.

Then everyone thinks you should be the one to do something about whatever evil eventually pops up. I can't have people close to me. They die. It seems like a lot of pressure.

And if I were the villain, I'd eventually get my ass kicked, and get thrown into jail. Or, I'd die.

It's a never ending cycle with those people!

Doesn't sound fun. >_>

SICK HIM SHADOW PUPPET!!!

WAH! *runs away, flailing arms*

 

[NeoNexus]

I would be a hero of the emperor named Sextus! (My favorite general from Rome Total War) And I would have the power to have all the powers I want! Or alternately unmatched agility if the before mentioned power isn't allowed. Which would be totally lame.

 

[NinjaDuckie]

Weather Control. Obviously. Hitting people with lightning is awesome.

 

[rosemystica]

I would have plant powers and go by the name "Flowerchild." My costume would be the cutest thing ever.

And I would probably just go around tidying everyone's yard and growing fruits and veggies and grains to feed folks with.

Hey, I'm not nearly athletic enough (or rich enough!) to be a superhero. XD So I'd just do nice-but-boring stuff, because that has to be done, too.

 

[Voodoomancer]

I wouldn't be named anything, and you'd never see me, because I'd be a superninja!

 

[KaosuHamoni]

MY NAME IS DR OCTAGONAPUS!!!11!1! AND IMA FIRIN MAH LAAAAAAZAAAAR!!!1!1 BLAAAAARG!!1!1

OT: Anti-Hero, with a sword that can slice through time, and create inter-dimentional rifts. Preferably an O-Katana. Oh, and Terminator-esque traits, minus the robot part (super strength, and being able to run really fucking fast... And cock a lever-action shotgun with one hand while riding a motorbike =D)

 

[Aleate]

I would be a villain, and my name would be
DOCTOR DIABOLICAL! (dun dun duuuuuun.)
And my power is... having a PHD... IN EVIL!
MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

There ya go.
OT: Mines would be the power of increased speed, my name being McSpeedy!
...Then I can stop taking the bus home from work -_-

 

[Angerwing]

Super strength, flight, invulnerability and teleportation.

Basically Goku without the mind lasers.

Also I'd have laser guns.

 

[AcacianLeaves]

I am a Witchalok. And I am also your father. Technically also your mother. I wield the Witchalok blades and can make Wolfoids

 

[Voodoomancer]

My power would be the power to control anyone's minds. Then i could make a living out of doing nothing but making the government pay me for nothing and making other people work for my sake.

So pretty much like a supervillain, except no one could do anything about it.

Enter that that one person who's immune and can nullify mind control.

 

[Triangulon]

I am Triangulon! I am able to determine any angle by sight making me amazing at snooker and pool. With my companions Orb Man and Cubos we trap our enimies in feindish traps of geometry. Also I have slight OCD requiring me to put everything at right-angles.

 

[Mcupobob]

I would use my powers of smart consumerism, to make people stop watching/buying into all of those damn Disney cash outs of my favorite books.

 

[Stalk3rchief]

Easy, I'd want the ability to turn into anything my mind can think of. Steam, rocket ship, Super-Sonic-Bird-Mech, w/e.

 

[Infernai]

I'd be a Rogue...as for abilities, i'd essentially be armed with a magic calligraphy brush that allowed me to manipulate reality in a manner similar to Amaterasu from Okami. Eg. Turn night to day by drawing a circle in the sky, slice something in half by drawing a diagonal line, etc.

 

[GrimTuesday]

I would be Marty Stu and I would have the power to be awesome at everything and have no flaws whatsoever.

I would actually be Ricktor. I would have the power to manipulate earth materials (including metals) into anything as well as having unstoppable momentum, rock hard skin (as in it is as hard as rock but not as rough), and super strength.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

I would be called "Protagonist," and my superpower would be that thing that main characters in action movies have where they've got magic super reflexes and are inhumanly good at everything humanly possible but don't really have any clearly defined "super powers." The best thing about this power is that I would always get out of every single bad situation I'm put into and accomplish any goal I want to accomplish, even if it's just barely.

So let's say hypothetically I suavely robbed a casino or something, and in addition to all the police showing up, all of you came after me at once with your superpowers. Somehow, I would win. You would fuck me up a little, maybe make my head bleed down to slightly under my eye, but ultimately I would pull some insane over the top bullshit that would deem me the victor and leave everyone else going "Aww no fucking way!"

 

[smithy_2045]

I'd be some sort of brilliantly evil genius. Emphasis on the brilliant and genius.