Uhh... never had a real job.
Technically I can legally say that I work for my father. I went out on business trips to Indian Reservations to help him. Some tribes have some serious drug problems, so I went down there and took notes for him, and then I'll type up some other notes.
Never had one when I was in High School, because for some reason my parents made me not get one. Sucked, because there was some really promising job openings.
Recently got rejected from a job at Target, didn't even get to the interview process.
I do volunteer work at the Ronald McDonald house for the past 2 years though, and they do seem to like me and consider me a hard worker, so I kinda consider that a job. Thinking about building up the courage to one day ask to be a Night Manager which apparently pays. It's ideal because I love the house, and I'm always up at Night.