I have a soft spot for Eurovision Song Contest, call it a guilty pleasure. Sure, musically it's like one step below Rihanna (I'll shamefully admit that every year there's a song or two that are at least endurable for the one or two times you have to hear it, but don't tell anyone I said that...), but that's not really why you watch it. There's just something fun about the spectacle, how gloriously flamboyant it is, and the sh*t people pull off in their attempts to win it. Besides, there's a sense of drama that arises from the scope of it and how seriously people take it, kind of the same reason I enjoy the football world cup even though I don't give a damn about football.
Also, what the hell is up with Jedward? Are you sure they're twins? Because that was seriously homo erotic