Ever Gotten Caught..... You Know..........

[Rooster893]

Oh yeah, I've been caught once. It sucked and it was embarassing.

 

[Blaster395]

No....because i dont do it....

now i do wonder, are you either:
under the age of 12, a girl, or religiously tought not to?
if not. im damn well surprised XD

I don't think being a girl would prevent you from masturbating.

 

[Daddy Go Bot]

Nah, I'm a super paranoid master debater.

 

[Queen Michael]

No because I lock the freaking door

Amen to that. Make sure you can't get caught doing it before you start, that's the way to go.

 

[dfcrackhead]

My mother did walk on me going down on one of my ex-girlfriends once....that was quite embarrassing.

I've never been caught masturbating, but I have been caught mid-hand job by the girls mother, scariest moment of that entire relationship lol.

 

[JWAN]

Was it ever decided which takes priority?
If you don't have much time do you close the pants, or close the browser first?

browser. So they dont see the depraved nazi-midget-scat-bestiality-porn

 

[Tdc2182]

Almost.

It was morning and despite the rest of me being asleep, little Joe here was wide awake.

My dad was outside cleaning windows or something so I just went at it. Then I see him knocking at my window with a strange look on his face.

I was under the covers so I'm pretty sure he had no idea what I was doing, and luckily I was in an awkward position that in no way looked like I was messing with my meat wagon.

 

[Irridium]

No because I lock the freaking door

What he said. Who the fuck doesn't lock the door when they do this?!

 

[JWAN]

Today My roomate walked in on me.... ummmm...... meeting the palm sisters...... I'm EXTREMELY happy that it was just my roommate and not.... you know any family members...

Have any of my fellow escapists had to ever endure this Akward moment...

Don't worry about it. My roommate and I both walked in on each other and we just ended up asking who we were watching. Turns out we both went to the same website.

 

[JWAN]

No because I lock the freaking door

What he said. Who the fuck doesn't lock the door when they do this?!

The people in situations where the door doesn't have a lock.

 

[Amberella]

Haha, not yet! The fiancé and I almost did though! We were going at it on the couch, feeling a little risky and his mum came home a little too early than expected. xD I literally sat there with my pants not covering myself!! Had to pretend I was cold and put the blanket around me until she left the room and pulled my pants up. hahahaha. :'D It was magical though. :3

 

[razer17]

No....because i dont do it....

You're missing out on a pretty enjoyable past-time then...

OT- No I haven't. And I've never locked a door either.

it's considered a passtime now??

Well, it does pass time, so technically it is, I guess.

OT: Nope. My family has the common decency of knocking on doors, and my room at uni have always had locks. Although I have been caught downloading porn on Limewire back in the day. What was worse was the fact that I didn't realise that I had accidentally downloaded hentai, thinking it was normal porn. Cue awkwardness when my dad clicked on it.

 

[JWAN]

No....because i dont do it....

You're missing out on a pretty enjoyable past-time then...

OT- No I haven't. And I've never locked a door either.

it's considered a passtime now??

Its almost an olympic sport

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

I've been caught... having sex... at least twice... never been caught masturbating tho... wierd... I guess for me the increased number of parties involved increases chances of drawing yet more parties into the are of activity...

 

[Laughing Phoenix]

I was caught by my boyfriend at the time. He took it as evidence that we needed to have sex more.

*SCORE!*

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

No. I do watch porn, but I never jerk it while watching it. The clean up is easy as closing a proxy/anonymizer and clearing the cookies.

 

[JWAN]

Nope. Had some close calls though. But never "OMG WTF are you doing!?"

I like to think I go into ninja mode when I get horny.

I want till no one is home or its really late at night and I know everyone is asleep.

Lol my sisters friend caught me once but she was smoking hot. She yelled some variation of "What are you DOING?" and I yelled back "IM JERKING OFF! STOP RUINING THE MOMENT"

 

[Pirakahunter788]

Not while masturbating, but my mom's walked in on me twice while having sex. My parents don't believe in locks on your kids' doors, which admittedly is pretty messed up. Super awkward. The last time led to her actually waiting for an answer before barging in after having knocked though. So happy I don't live at home anymore.

You're lucky. Whenever I have had girlfriends over (one of my best friends is female, but this NEVER applies to her) my parents make sure my door is open. One time, making out on my bed, my sister walked past and kicked my door open. I closed it, and five seconds later MY MUM KICKS MY DOOR OPEN. Way to ruin the mood -.-'

I know exactly what this is like. My mum thought "privacy" only existed for people aged 18 and over. Yeah, that's exactly what you want mum, the possibility of interrupting the activities of your already-socially-awkward son who's still discovering his sexuality. Top notch parenting.

Then again my mum also decided that until I was about 16 I wouldn't mind seeing her walking from her bedroom to the bathroom totally naked with no shame about the situation. Yeah... I still think I should be in therapy for that.

Luckily now I'm almost 20 and have a proper boyfriend she suddenly decided that it's wrong to interrupt us so I don't have to deal with her randomly barging into my room without any thought that maybe I closed the door for a fucking reason.

Oh, but she still hasn't grown out of her thought that knowing what me and my boyfriend are up to but still knocking on my door during said activities to ask me questions, then refusing to go away until I answer, or getting pissy with me if I shout at her.

I fucking hate this house...

Why hate your house? It did nothing wrong to you. ._.

In all seriousness, some parents can be very ... arrogant. Sometimes you just have to deal with it.

Thankfully, I grew up with a wonderful mother. You do wish you the best of luck though.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I fucking hate this house...

Why hate your house? It did nothing wrong to you. ._.

In all seriousness, some parents can be very ... arrogant. Sometimes you just have to deal with it.

Thankfully, I grew up with a wonderful mother. You do wish you the best of luck though.

Okay I hate the people in my house.

My mum's an invasive arrogant she-demon, my dad's an irritating manchild (don't mind him so much) and my brother's an idiotic, purposely-annoying homophobic asshole that I would happily punch repeatedly in the face if I could.

Yeah... my family sucks. I can't wait until I'm able to move out again.

 

[Captain-Giggles]

At first I was going to say no, that I'm always careful. Then as I was reading all these stories a memory I had blocked out resurfaced, involving me, a screaming mother, and a bathroom door with a faulty lock.
God damn you Escapist, god damn you.