Ever Gotten Caught..... You Know..........
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Doing such a thing can blind God.
Seriously, I honestly chose a sexually recluse life in that instance. I believe I massaged the iguana (new phrase? yes) once or twice in my early teens. After that though, I saw a lot of recluse people taking advantage of the ability to feel such glory, so I stopped and saved it for when I could share it with another person.
Since I've done it so few times, nope. I did have someone walk in on me during private time with my girlfriend though which is....
Still not as awkward as having your parents walk in on you when you are six years old and the Great fairy appears while you're playing Majora's Mask
Seriously, I honestly chose a sexually recluse life in that instance. I believe I massaged the iguana (new phrase? yes) once or twice in my early teens. After that though, I saw a lot of recluse people taking advantage of the ability to feel such glory, so I stopped and saved it for when I could share it with another person.
Since I've done it so few times, nope. I did have someone walk in on me during private time with my girlfriend though which is....
Still not as awkward as having your parents walk in on you when you are six years old and the Great fairy appears while you're playing Majora's Mask
Probobly not, but its always been considered a good way to briefly relieve stress. And natural.Vangaurd227 said:
None taken, though while on that topic, I've never been caught watching it... though quick switch to other windows has raised suspicious eyebrows... >_>Kapol said:
Hell no! I'm too quick and sneaky. I remember talking to one girl who said she does the same thing.
"Just lay in my bed, with all my clothes on, and then if someone comes in it looks like I'm just laying there."
"Just lay in my bed, with all my clothes on, and then if someone comes in it looks like I'm just laying there."
Well, when I do it, I usually go while on the toilet. Who's going to bother you then, plus it's easy clean up without having to move. ^^
I had 3 friends walk in my house at once...I dont think we ever looked at eachother the same way since.
Apparently it is. I wouldn't be surprised, there are some very odd people in the worldVangaurd227 said:
I've never because I do when I'm home alone. But one time I JUST got done and my parents came home so that was as close as I got.
Funny story though, I was watching the Penn and Teller episode on the war on porn and I guess where my hand was place my brother thought I was, you know, and started berating me.
I've technically caught my friend because I was at his house and I jumped on his laptop for a second and I opened his Internet Explorer tab and porn was on. We laughed and moved on.
Funny story though, I was watching the Penn and Teller episode on the war on porn and I guess where my hand was place my brother thought I was, you know, and started berating me.
I've technically caught my friend because I was at his house and I jumped on his laptop for a second and I opened his Internet Explorer tab and porn was on. We laughed and moved on.
Better yet, try explaining yourself when your mom walks in during the middle of this at the age of twelve:DigitalAtlas said:
At first she thought that Banjo-Kazooie was a porno game in disguise. The worst part was that it was the first time I had a game over (i.e. I couldn't skip it).
There are stranger things to have records for I'm sure of it, people never cease to find ways of disturbing meVangaurd227 said: