Can I say 'reality'?
OT: This one guy in primary school (not even my class. He would find me during recess and trips) who was a pain in my ass for 3 years for reasons I never understood. I tried becoming friends with him at one point, because I'd been raised to be a wimp by 90's teen dramas (thanks, Saved by the Bell), but he wasn't having it. Said there was no way he'd be friends with a 'fat idiot'.
Jokes on him, because I lost the weight in secondary school, but he got freaking huge and (possibly as a result) stopped pestering me. Then one day I heard he'd flunked out and was looking for work to support his gf and baby. I graduated near the top of my year. One of those "all is right with the world" moments, you know? And yes, I do feel kinda bad for the child who will be raised by this broke drop-out, but I should be allowed my little victory without caring about the rest of the world, dammit!