Ever have a crazy dream???
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I once dreamt of a bunch of men choping a statue of the ground with a shovel, only for a stream to flow out of the hole. Then the cast of Futurama started digging through the side of the mountain to find bite-sized whales.
I don't know that I've ever had a SANE dream. And frankly, I hope I never do; I feel dreams are meant to be fun and screwy; when let run free they help you explore your own mind and fantasies, all while your body rests. Note that I don't believe in that Freudian crap; dreams really should be analyzed only by the dreamer.
Of course, my brother's take on dreams is that your mind is 'flushing.' It's a hodge-podge of all the crap thoughts your mind is getting rid of at the end of the day
Of course, my brother's take on dreams is that your mind is 'flushing.' It's a hodge-podge of all the crap thoughts your mind is getting rid of at the end of the day
I label as weird dreams those I can't tell for about 10 minutes they weren't a dream, until I don't recall what I did before going to sleep, I'm entirely sure that dream happened.
I had one when I was around 8 years old. To this day, I still remember it perfectly.
It began with my Uncle's funeral. My dream Uncle was apparently a bald midget with green skin, as that's what was lying in the casket. Suddenly, he pops out of the casket as a zombie, the crowd panics. The dream flashes forward to a later date, where my Uncle has eaten everyone on the planet except me. Being the last person on Earth, he decides to make me into his slave. I try to refuse, but he threatens to eat my dog if I don't. So I carry out his first order: To guard the kitchen while he goes grocery shopping. (Seriously, I'm not making this up) So he goes out and I guard the kitchen from...well, since I'm the last person alive, I have no idea. He comes back with a bunch of vegetables, tells me again to keep guarding the kitchen, and the dream ends.
I just don't have dreams like that anymore ;_;
It began with my Uncle's funeral. My dream Uncle was apparently a bald midget with green skin, as that's what was lying in the casket. Suddenly, he pops out of the casket as a zombie, the crowd panics. The dream flashes forward to a later date, where my Uncle has eaten everyone on the planet except me. Being the last person on Earth, he decides to make me into his slave. I try to refuse, but he threatens to eat my dog if I don't. So I carry out his first order: To guard the kitchen while he goes grocery shopping. (Seriously, I'm not making this up) So he goes out and I guard the kitchen from...well, since I'm the last person alive, I have no idea. He comes back with a bunch of vegetables, tells me again to keep guarding the kitchen, and the dream ends.
I just don't have dreams like that anymore ;_;
I don't rememver any particular ones of mine (though there definitely were) but my friend had one where he was in a hole in the ground bombarded with steam achievement signs!!! that gave him free cigarette packs!!!!!!
And, no, he is absolutely fine in the head.
And, no, he is absolutely fine in the head.
I had a t-shirt with 'Tempus' written on it, which allowed me to control time.
This morning, my mother woke me up just as somebody said 'Let's go and hurl abuse at small children' and everyone started cheering. I shit you not.
When I was ridden with fever-dreams, I gained a new skeletal pirate captain friend called 'the box of bones Jones', who was a box of bones that would form himself into many different things at will. We got up to some crazy shit. Good times, good times...
Oh, and the time I climbed a mountain, found an entrance to a Zelda-esque dungeon, fought my way through and down the other side of the mountain, found the Library at Alexandria, bought souvenirs from the gift shop (strange, as I was the one who discovered it), and then argued with my conscious that I was not dreaming, and convinced myself of that.
This morning, my mother woke me up just as somebody said 'Let's go and hurl abuse at small children' and everyone started cheering. I shit you not.
When I was ridden with fever-dreams, I gained a new skeletal pirate captain friend called 'the box of bones Jones', who was a box of bones that would form himself into many different things at will. We got up to some crazy shit. Good times, good times...
Oh, and the time I climbed a mountain, found an entrance to a Zelda-esque dungeon, fought my way through and down the other side of the mountain, found the Library at Alexandria, bought souvenirs from the gift shop (strange, as I was the one who discovered it), and then argued with my conscious that I was not dreaming, and convinced myself of that.
Last night, I had not so much a weird, but a wonderful dream. I kept killing Bono in painful ways, and he's always come back to life after.
I want that dream again tonight.
I want that dream again tonight.
I had a dream last night that I really want to forget.
This may or may not disturb you, but I'm putting it in a spoiler so you don't accidently read it if you don't want to.
there's more to it than that, but I've really been trying to forget because it was entirely real to me.
The band Tears for fears had it right.
"I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad,
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had."
This may or may not disturb you, but I'm putting it in a spoiler so you don't accidently read it if you don't want to.
I was on a ship in the ocean. The first thing I remember is screams. Walking around, trying to figure things out. I walk into a room, a large kitchen-like area. Blood everywhere. Cutting Tools are stained red. More screams. They're slaughtering people. Eating them, The ship's crew. Immigrants from overseas pay for passage....and are used as food. They coaxe them out of the holding area, one at a time. once they realize whats' going on, why no one has come back to the cargo area...they scream. I watched them. Listened to them.
there's more to it than that, but I've really been trying to forget because it was entirely real to me.
The band Tears for fears had it right.
"I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad,
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had."
It was easter and my family and i decided to go to the movies. As we were walking i somehow broke my leg, so my mom said we would walk to the doctor's office first. My brother said i would have to sit in a handicapped seat and i begged for popcorn but my brother said he didn't know. When i got to the doctor's he made me take an eye exam where i had to put my face up to a piece of glass and tell him what i saw behind it. The three objects were an ice rink, an aquarium, and an easter egg. The doctor said the connection between my right eye and my left leg was severed, and i would have to wear an extremly painful cast to heal it. As we left the doctors, I was in a wheel chair. Suddenly the whole area turned into a super mario 64 level colored in orange, pink, and green. It was now a race to the finish and somehow i was in the lead. However, i fell off the side and i would've died if it hadn't been for 4 midgets each with different colored balloon tied to them. They brought me back up to the level. I told my brother that "I totally pwned death" but he said no way. Strangely, i'm the first one to the end where it is a semi circle of people facing a glowing entitiy. A fat bald midget jumped up and down and pointed to the entity yelling "look at god!". When i turned to see what it was, i found out that the glowing entity, or "god" was Michael Jackson.
Then i woke up...
Then i woke up...
"You ever try explaining your nightmare to your friends and you relize that your retarded?"~Daniel Tosh
OT:I was walking through this museum and it was full of old people so I freaked out and ran into another room where Newman from Seinfeld was talking to this women, but a lady stole his umbrella so he couldn't walk. I left the building and the proceded to jump dow about 50 of terraces backwards and sliding down them as well, then I fought one of my cousins with a crowbar and woke up after I made him explode.
OT:I was walking through this museum and it was full of old people so I freaked out and ran into another room where Newman from Seinfeld was talking to this women, but a lady stole his umbrella so he couldn't walk. I left the building and the proceded to jump dow about 50 of terraces backwards and sliding down them as well, then I fought one of my cousins with a crowbar and woke up after I made him explode.
Weird dreams?
I can think of a few.
Which one do you want to hear about? The "zombie" dream where my friend permanently tanned the words "FET FEST" (means "FAT PARTY") on my back? The one where a rhyming naga stole my shoes? The time travel dream that ended with me turning off a TV and saying "that was the weidest movie ever"?
So, yeah. I've had a few fucked up dreams.
The shoe-stealing naga is my favorite.
I can think of a few.
Which one do you want to hear about? The "zombie" dream where my friend permanently tanned the words "FET FEST" (means "FAT PARTY") on my back? The one where a rhyming naga stole my shoes? The time travel dream that ended with me turning off a TV and saying "that was the weidest movie ever"?
So, yeah. I've had a few fucked up dreams.
The shoe-stealing naga is my favorite.
I once had a dream I was on a planet as a military officer and would scour the planet during the day for supplies and found a small item that shoots lasers. When it was night the planet was covered in water and worm-like creatures would swim in it ready to pluck anything living in and eat it. Then a robot army attacked and took some people from the space ship. Then the next night they came back as cyborgs wearing the flesh of the kidnapped people. I ran out of ammo, used the laser, wished it was an M4 and it changed into one. I got thrown into the water and a worm carried me to a giant brain in the water.
Then I woke up.
Then I woke up.
i once had a very weird one.
i had a blender with the ability to blend stuff and turn it other stuff,
it blended a candle, and it bacame a ds.
i wish i had one of those blenders.
...
hello everyone.
i had a blender with the ability to blend stuff and turn it other stuff,
it blended a candle, and it bacame a ds.
i wish i had one of those blenders.
...
hello everyone.
I had a nightmare where I was playing tennis at school during PE and suddenly every one was running and screaming back inside the school. I looked up and saw that the sun was imploding I pretty much shat myself knowing that no matter what I did or what anyone did it couldn't be stopped. As the sun imploded it sent out a huge shockwave that was millions of degrees hot. The reason I know it was that hot is because when it hit Earth I was surrounded by flame and I started to melt and burn. What was worse was I could feel the pain and my arms fell off. Then I woke up screaming. The feeling of being burned alive was just horrible and I'm not making this up.