Ever have a little thing ruin your whole night?
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I've told this one once before here, but it's a good one. Early in my college days I was getting out of shape (sports in H.S. but no scholarship for athletics so no need in college.) Home for the summer and got a call from an ex who wanted to see me again. She suggested a "workout" date (don't ever do this unprepared.) She had a membership at a "rich peoples" gym (daddy was rich) and she took me as a guest. The rich guys were for the most part skinny wimps, so I even out of shape was looking like a badass lifting way more than they were...
We get back to her place and she hits the shower while I kick back and read on her bed. Its about the same time she's coming out of her bathroom naked that I realize something.
I can't move. While I rested (without properly streching after the first real workout I've had in a year) every muscle had stiffened up (ha ha not in the good way.) When she jumped on me I had a series of muscle cramps from thighs up back to shoulders and arms and back again.
Its really hard to look cool when you are curled up in a ball whimpering in pain. And then it got worse/even more pathetic. After I explained it all to her, she tried to "let me relax while she did all the work." I was only 19 but had to suffer thru an embarrasing episode of workout related E.D.
So yes, a little thing ruined my whole night. Feel free to laugh it up, fuzzball.
We get back to her place and she hits the shower while I kick back and read on her bed. Its about the same time she's coming out of her bathroom naked that I realize something.
I can't move. While I rested (without properly streching after the first real workout I've had in a year) every muscle had stiffened up (ha ha not in the good way.) When she jumped on me I had a series of muscle cramps from thighs up back to shoulders and arms and back again.
Its really hard to look cool when you are curled up in a ball whimpering in pain. And then it got worse/even more pathetic. After I explained it all to her, she tried to "let me relax while she did all the work." I was only 19 but had to suffer thru an embarrasing episode of workout related E.D.
So yes, a little thing ruined my whole night. Feel free to laugh it up, fuzzball.
I like the sound of that solution.SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
But yes, be careful with shy girls. You'll never know if they're the type to abandon you because you're not social enough, after you spent so much time with them when they were antisocial as balls.
[sub][sub][sub][sub]Yeah, I'm bitter.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
Spider-Balls, Spider-Balls
Night ruined when the Spider Calls
Is he stuck? Listen, bud
Got to peel him from beneath your pud
Spider-Balls, Spider-Balls
Day ruined when the Spider Calls
Sung to the tune of the old Spider-Man theme. Yes, I know this is terrible.
OT: My day has never been ruined by anything funny. When I've had a slow night at work, everything done, and am just standing there watching the clock saying please please please, and then I get a customer at two minutes of...... img=FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Happens about half the time. No longer "ruins my night" as it did when I was young and high-strung, but it's still annoying.
Night ruined when the Spider Calls
Is he stuck? Listen, bud
Got to peel him from beneath your pud
Spider-Balls, Spider-Balls
Day ruined when the Spider Calls
Sung to the tune of the old Spider-Man theme. Yes, I know this is terrible.
OT: My day has never been ruined by anything funny. When I've had a slow night at work, everything done, and am just standing there watching the clock saying please please please, and then I get a customer at two minutes of...... img=FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Happens about half the time. No longer "ruins my night" as it did when I was young and high-strung, but it's still annoying.
There was this one time working as a cashier that I got to handle money that had been soaked in urine. It smelled and was damp. The guy who paid with said money could be smelled from about ten feet away. That kinda put a damper on the rest of my night.
God I wish I was kidding/making this up.
God I wish I was kidding/making this up.
Wellllll, today a customer at the place I work was really rude and snippy because she lost her receipt for something she wanted to return and didn't like our return policy regarding that. She also decided to rally forth 5 customers to tell me I'm "disgraceful" (to WHO? >_>) for wanting to go on my break because it was busy. Hey I'm wasn't the only employee and my manager even TOLD me to go for my break since I was starting to feel dizzy.
I ended up hanging out with my friends afterwards and was quiet the whole time. Yeah...
It's VERY rare I get rude customers, so when one does come along it just tears me apart... Sigh.
I ended up hanging out with my friends afterwards and was quiet the whole time. Yeah...
It's VERY rare I get rude customers, so when one does come along it just tears me apart... Sigh.
That one guy at a party who tries to hook you up with someone while your girlfriend is in the room is an example I ran into a while back.
Yeah. That night sucked.
Yeah. That night sucked.
My large intestine really hates me. Cramping up occasionally but fantastically; this essentially cripples my ability to function normally for a while.
So nothing ruins a day faster than my own stomach attempting to perform seppuuku without my permission. Like RIGHT NOW.
>.<
So nothing ruins a day faster than my own stomach attempting to perform seppuuku without my permission. Like RIGHT NOW.
>.<
What the hell is a spider ball. I would look it up, but it sounds disturbing, and I'm squeamish.Johnny Impact said: