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setvak

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Fidget with the radio until GNR comes in. I'd probably consider suicide but be too much of a coward to go through with it, and then live a lonely, lonely life.
 

ProfessorLayton

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Everyone on Earth? Including animals?

Assuming that for some strange reason I or plants weren't affected by radiation, I would just chill in my local GameStop which is next to a Target so I would bring a HUGE TV over and set up some games and grown my own food after Target runs out. I'd probably make the most out of it.

I mean, it's not like I have any friends that I'm going to miss or anything...
 

userwhoquitthesite

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walk around nekkid, ejaculating on things. sing a rousing chorus of "The Bright Side of Life". then if i dont have a way to play games, and the library is gone, kill myself
 

mayney93

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go do something you could never do b4 when other people where there, like have a massive 6 tier burger or go to a beer factory and drink all the beer i emphasise "all"
 

Kyouran

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I'd wonder who the hell was asking me this question if I'm the only human left on the planet!
 

Charli

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Go do tonnes of shit I wouldn't normally do... I guess...
Dunno, find ways to amuse myself, rebuild things, make something to immortalize the memory of humanity then become an awesome farmer lady and claim the title, Queen of Earth.

My decent into madness will be awesome.
 

muffincakes

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rokkolpo said:
Radeonx said:
Kill people.
how can u kill people when youre the last one alive?

seriously.
How do you know that you're the last one alive? I mean, sure, that's what the OP stated, but that would mean he was alive too. So choosing to kill people is not impossible, because if you survived then someone else must have survived as well.
 

rokkolpo

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muffincakes said:
rokkolpo said:
Radeonx said:
Kill people.
how can u kill people when youre the last one alive?

seriously.
How do you know that you're the last one alive? I mean, sure, that's what the OP stated, but that would mean he was alive too. So choosing to kill people is not impossible, because if you survived then someone else must have survived as well.
it,s stated that youre the last one alive.

no discussion neccesary.
 

muffincakes

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rokkolpo said:
muffincakes said:
rokkolpo said:
Radeonx said:
Kill people.
how can u kill people when youre the last one alive?

seriously.
How do you know that you're the last one alive? I mean, sure, that's what the OP stated, but that would mean he was alive too. So choosing to kill people is not impossible, because if you survived then someone else must have survived as well.
it,s stated that youre the last one alive.

no discussion neccesary.
It is necessary. You obviously cannot know that everyone is dead, and for someone to tell you that, then they must be alive. And even then, they cannot know either. All I am saying is that in a situation where many people have died, you would have to assume that someone else was also living, even if they weren't. The reason being that you are alive. That is proof enough that someone else could be alive as well. Therefore, your choice could be to try and kill the other potential survivors, and it would be legitimately backed by sound and logical reasons(well, maybe not the killing part, but at least the part about searching for other survivors).
 

Baby Tea

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I would gather all the mannequins I could find form everywhere, and amass them into a still scene of a huge epic battle.
And take pictures (I'm sure some cameras and batteries survived if I did).
Then I'd re-arrange them into a massive still scene of the world biggest can-can line.
And take pictures.
Finally, I'd arrange them all around a city block in poses that made it look like the city wasn't empty, so that I didn't go completely and utterly insane at the complete and unfixable isolation.
And take pictures.

Then I'd probably make my way to a warmer climate and hope I don't break my legs or hurt myself in a debilitating way, since I don't know medicine, and no-one can heal me. Though if that did happen...I'd take pictures.
 

T-Bone24

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This is a very pessimistic forum, isn't it? All this talk about the horrific apocalypse and the end of all life.

I'd probably go mad and shoot all my limbs while softly giggling to myself.
 

chronobreak

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muffincakes said:
Look, it's not some metaphysical riddle or anything, everybody is dead. You are the last person on the face of the Earth. You could either just admit that that was the intent of the thread, and you made a goofy comment about killing non-existant people, or keep coming up with ways you can try to legitimize your comment and have people keep having to remind you of the thread's intentions. "Kill everyone" makes no sense as you are the only person left alive, unless of course you meant to say you would kill yourself.