Everyone is dead.

[Shoggoth2588]

Hole up in a house with a generator and video games. I'd end up wasting away in 2 - 4 decades. I would try to write up a brief history of humankind but the paper would degrade and end up as nothing before aliens come or a new dominant species reaches the civilization level of society

...

2-4 decades; who am I kidding? I'd go into withdrawal during the first summer when all the ice cream melts and I can't find out how to make more xD

Also: since I'm the only living human I would blow up all but one car in a ferrari dealership because I can ^___^ There will be many more explosions once everyone is gone

 

[TheColdHeart]

Im assuming "everyone dided" means globally everyone is dead not just where I am.

Wonder why I was the only one alive. Realise humanity was pretty buggered as Im the last one. Go create a fort out of everything left and live out my days in my pants, or nude, hell who is going to see me.

 

[Deleric]

Cry a bit, steal some shit, drive a little, cry a bit more, go insane, cry while dieing.

Being realistic here

 

[Flishiz]

Well, I would go and take video games from stores, but unfortunately, there would be no power to play the games...

Well if libraries (or in my town's case, the universities) are still open, you could probably spend some of your "rest of humanity's lifetime" researching basic forms of electricity, then creating a primitive generator, then finally beating level 8-4.

 

[Robert632]

i would thank god there will be no more apocolypse threads, then die.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Collect all the books I can and read them in peace and solitude.

*Drops and breaks glasses*

No! It's not fair! There was time now! There was time!

 

[Therumancer]

Pretty much stockpile supplies and last as long as I can. It's not like I'm a scientific genius who is going to singe handedly clone a new race of man from my own DNA (and given my own problems I wouldn't do it anyway).

The "last man in the world" thing has been done, I'd probably do better than most simply because of the specific ways I'm broken in my head, but even I wouldn't exactly be happy with it.

 

[j0z]

[HEADING=2]THIS THREAD IS WAAY TOO DEPRESSING!!![/HEADING]

Aww, that's better!

You sir, have just brightened my day.

Kill people.

How are you gonna kill people when you are the last person alive?

I would first proclaim myself ruler of the world, and then travel to my place of choice and build a grand fort. It might be at Hoover Dam or another large power plant. I would then make myself comfortable and live out the rest of my days.
After a quick trip to Valve Headquarters to figure out how to play my Steam games with the internet down for the count.

 

[Radeonx]

Kill people.

How are you gonna kill people when you are the last person alive?

I'll find a way.

 

[lwm3398]

Collect all the books I can and read them in peace and solitude.

*Drops and breaks glasses*

No! It's not fair! There was time now! There was time!

I can't remember if this was from Family Guy or The Simpsons

Futurama, bitches. The Scary Door.

On topic, I'd search for survivors, make a team, find weapons, hunt stuff, eat food, make civilization, broadcast self out on CB radio, attract survivors, kill raiders, build up society, get some luxuries like jewelry and such, find manuals on how to make complicated structures, spend life building okay sized city, help restart world society.

 

[Gardenclaw]

Spend my time trying to find others, as at least trying to find others would keep me sane.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Collect all the books I can and read them in peace and solitude.

*Drops and breaks glasses*

No! It's not fair! There was time now! There was time!

I can't remember if this was from Family Guy or The Simpsons

Futurama, bitches.

The Scary Door.

Technically, none of the above. It was originally in a Twilight Zone episode.

 

[Alpha Centauri]

Look for cake, then eat it, and die.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Simple, I would use the hookers in my basement to repopulate the earth...

*cough*

 

[benbenthegamerman]

take a crap in Uwe Bolls decaying mouth. and then die.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

I would build the awesomest house ever, (preferably on a cliff on a mountain), learn how to fly a helicopter (USING TEH INTERW3BZ!!!), and fly to the headquarters of every game developement company.

Pretty obvious what I would do then, eh?

 

[beddo]

It's after a nuclear attack,and everyone died. Except you. What do you do?

Me? Kill myself.

They're not I checked.

Why would you kill yourself? Your life has worth on its own. Given that you don't have perfect knowledge you should hold out for other survivors, start rebuildinga place to live in the event that they do show up.