Everything I learned in life I learned from.....

[Blow_Pop]

This room is impossible.

For the cheaters in life:
If at first you don't succeed, ~tcl

That's a good one. You've gone wordsmith now Neon?

Why thank you!
And yep...a late night saw to that...x_X

a late night and me showing it to you haha.....and entertaining you....somewhat

 

[Neonbob]

This room is impossible.

For the cheaters in life:
If at first you don't succeed, ~tcl

That's a good one. You've gone wordsmith now Neon?

Why thank you!
And yep...a late night saw to that...x_X

a late night and me showing it to you haha.....and entertaining you....somewhat

That is true. Kudos for linking me here!
Late night II is tonight...bleh.

Ooh!
If there is a loose panel, it is your responsibility to go behind it and check for messages.

 

[Blow_Pop]

This room is impossible.

For the cheaters in life:
If at first you don't succeed, ~tcl

That's a good one. You've gone wordsmith now Neon?

Why thank you!
And yep...a late night saw to that...x_X

a late night and me showing it to you haha.....and entertaining you....somewhat

That is true. Kudos for linking me here!
Late night II is tonight...bleh.

Ooh!
If there is a loose panel, it is your responsibility to go behind it and check for messages.

ooooohhhhh i like it

 

[Blow_Pop]

Do not submerge the device in water
Do not touch the operating end of the device

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Not to look into the operational end of the device.
Not to touch the operational end of the device.

 

[Luke5515]

Touching the floor will result in unsatisfactory marks on your report, followed by death.

 

[derdeutschmachine]

everything I've learned has been in the construction field. so you can rest assured that everything is laiden with filth and the like.
1. find it fuck it, forget it.
2. Hate everything unless it has proven worth otherwise.
3. Kill without mercy, food may be scarce some day.
4. look down on everyone who is less than you I.E. talent, intelect, natural ability, size... ect.
5. Learn everything you can while you can.
6. when in doubt, throw it out.
7. when in doubt, kill the fucker who caused the doubt.
8. never talk like a man with a paper asshole.

 

[Blow_Pop]

Momentum = speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out
The floor here will kill you, try to avoid it
Aperture Science bring your daughter to work day is the perfect time to get her tested
Mind the gap
When told you will not be monitored, it is a lie and you will be monitored
Any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience

everything I've learned has been in the construction field. so you can rest assured that everything is laiden with filth and the like.
1. find it fuck it, forget it.
2. Hate everything unless it has proven worth otherwise.
3. Kill without mercy, food may be scarce some day.
4. look down on everyone who is less than you I.E. talent, intelect, natural ability, size... ect.
5. Learn everything you can while you can.
6. when in doubt, throw it out.
7. when in doubt, kill the fucker who caused the doubt.
8. never talk like a man with a paper asshole.

If you read the first post in this thread, it is stuff from the game Portal. I could do a whole series of them off of different jobs I've had as well but I think Portal would be more hilarious since the only people who'd get it are people who have played the game

 

[Blow_Pop]

Mind the gap
Aperture Science bring your daughter to work day is the perfect time to get her tested
When told you will not be monitored, it is a lie and you will be
Any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience
Momentum = speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out
The floor here will kill you, try to avoid it.

 

[derdeutschmachine]

Momentum = speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out
The floor here will kill you, try to avoid it
Aperture Science bring your daughter to work day is the perfect time to get her tested
Mind the gap
When told you will not be monitored, it is a lie and you will be monitored
Any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience

everything I've learned has been in the construction field. so you can rest assured that everything is laiden with filth and the like.
1. find it fuck it, forget it.
2. Hate everything unless it has proven worth otherwise.
3. Kill without mercy, food may be scarce some day.
4. look down on everyone who is less than you I.E. talent, intelect, natural ability, size... ect.
5. Learn everything you can while you can.
6. when in doubt, throw it out.
7. when in doubt, kill the fucker who caused the doubt.
8. never talk like a man with a paper asshole.

If you read the first post in this thread, it is stuff from the game Portal. I could do a whole series of them off of different jobs I've had as well but I think Portal would be more hilarious since the only people who'd get it are people who have played the game

I played through portal. It really wasn't that funny since it's a game with only basic threads attaching to real life. woohoo cake is funny. sorry kid I'm not impressed by your recognition of post 00 games. life is much funnier than games. and I don't know what jobs you've had but I know for a fact that a construction job will teach you the shit end of the stick pretty quick. Games are a fraction of an adults life and that's what I portayed. please understand I know where quotes and origing have come from but I responded in suit to my OWN experiences.

 

[Eerors]

If at first you don't succeed; you fail.

"Ew. What's wrong with your legs?" <-- My favourite quote ^_^

 

[StefanThor]

"A portal can help save your life if placed in the correct place."

I would replace either 'place' or 'placed' with another of similar meaning - such as 'located' or 'location'.
Avoids the duplication, which (to me) just seems wrong.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

"The platform will descend into the fire pit, and you'll be like:
<image width=250>http://typo.graphr.net/images/owl-nowai.jpg
Sorry, not even that good, but that was hands down my favorite part of Portal.

 

[Tharwen]

Believe me, the rocket really is the way to go. It'll be a lot less painful.
Please proceed quickly to the chamber exit as prolonged exposure to the button is not part of this test.

Not to look into the operational end of the device.
Not to touch the operational end of the device.

Do not submerge the device in water, even partially.
Most importantly, under no circumstances should yo-fzztshprzzzzzshsshhhhhh

Actually, my post has just turned into a GLaDOS quoting session...

 

[0bserv3]

If inanimate objects do speak, please disregard their advice

 

[Blow_Pop]

You guys are all amazing <3 and I love all the portal quotes. My poster is currently in progress and will be posted. After I finish Portal since I found a comp it finally works on that I can use

 

[Om Nom Nom]

... the internet. :s My parents fail.

I fail at reading.

And now I have nothing to contribute... ... ... ... *offers cookies?*

 

[S.R.S.]

The Companion Cube. It will never leave me. It has no legs.