EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIES!!!!!!

[DarklordKyo]

Everything I touch, I somehow ruin. My latest fuck up involves my PS3. I'm trying to break in the downloadable version of the PS2 release of Rayman 2. I keep on getting the error that involves it not being able to read the hard drive. I kept on using the fix that everyone says works, but I keep on getting that error. Admittedly, my mom used to sometimes accidentally knock it over, but it always landed on the wii, and the wii is perfectly fine (and it was proven by Xplay that whatever Sony uses outperforms Nintendium in the durability department this time). Seriously, I'm merely a hop, skip, and jump away from basically causing things to catch fire immediately after touching them.

TL;DR I'M IN DESPAIR!!!!!, THE FACT THAT EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIES HAS PUT ME IN DESPAIR!!!!!!!

 

[DarklordKyo]

I'm testing to see if it's just the PS2 classics, and presently my copy of The Flying Hamster works.

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

Ok, keep calm, and whatever you do, don't try to go to the bathroom or masturbate, at least not without gloves on.

Now find the nearest politician and shake his hand. You'll be doing the world a favor.

Oh? You didn't mean the title literally? Dang it, I was all excited, and I was already creating a new superhero identity and costume for you. I was going to name your superhero persona "bad touch."

 

[DarklordKyo]

Ok, keep calm, and whatever you do, don't try to go to the bathroom or masturbate, at least not without gloves on.

Now find the nearest politician and shake his hand. You'll be doing the world a favor.

Oh? You didn't mean the title literally? Dang it, I was all excited, and I was already creating a new superhero identity and costume for you. I was going to name your superhero persona "bad touch."

I'd perfer something like Reaper personally.

 

[DarklordKyo]

Okay, I've done some experimenting, and it's only PS2 classics that don't work (damn, should've finished Persona 3: FES, I've gotten pretty close to the end).

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

Ok, keep calm, and whatever you do, don't try to go to the bathroom or masturbate, at least not without gloves on.

Now find the nearest politician and shake his hand. You'll be doing the world a favor.

Oh? You didn't mean the title literally? Dang it, I was all excited, and I was already creating a new superhero identity and costume for you. I was going to name your superhero persona "bad touch."

I'd perfer something like Reaper personally.

No, there's too many superheros and villains who already use some variation of "reaper" or "grim reaper."

 

[DarklordKyo]

Ok, keep calm, and whatever you do, don't try to go to the bathroom or masturbate, at least not without gloves on.

Now find the nearest politician and shake his hand. You'll be doing the world a favor.

Oh? You didn't mean the title literally? Dang it, I was all excited, and I was already creating a new superhero identity and costume for you. I was going to name your superhero persona "bad touch."

I'd perfer something like Reaper personally.

No, there's too many superheros and villains who already use some variation of "reaper" or "grim reaper."

Then again, Bad Touch makes me seem like a real life version of this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rapeman

or this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hentai_Kamen

 

[Kae]

I thought you meant to how I was, my neighbour checked my air-conditioning fell off the roof and went to the hospital there they discovered they had a cancerous tumor and he died in December, then I saw a cousin and his family and BAM! Grandfather gets a heart attack and dies, then my cousin goes on a trip and gets runned over by a car, dies, then when I get home there's a car crashed in the lamp-post that's right in front of my house with a corpse, and to top it off it turns that my cousin's 8 year old brother had cancer too and he died on february.
Nobody I've been with has died since, but it sure felt like I was killing them, and I'm pretty sure this is closer to what a death touch is.

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

Ok, keep calm, and whatever you do, don't try to go to the bathroom or masturbate, at least not without gloves on.

Now find the nearest politician and shake his hand. You'll be doing the world a favor.

Oh? You didn't mean the title literally? Dang it, I was all excited, and I was already creating a new superhero identity and costume for you. I was going to name your superhero persona "bad touch."

I'd perfer something like Reaper personally.

No, there's too many superheros and villains who already use some variation of "reaper" or "grim reaper."

Then again, Bad Touch makes me seem like a real life version of this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rapeman

or this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hentai_Kamen

I see nothing wrong with this.

Also, I'm totally going to watch Hentai Kamen the movie if and when it comes out.

 

[DarklordKyo]

Ok, keep calm, and whatever you do, don't try to go to the bathroom or masturbate, at least not without gloves on.

Now find the nearest politician and shake his hand. You'll be doing the world a favor.

Oh? You didn't mean the title literally? Dang it, I was all excited, and I was already creating a new superhero identity and costume for you. I was going to name your superhero persona "bad touch."

I'd perfer something like Reaper personally.

No, there's too many superheros and villains who already use some variation of "reaper" or "grim reaper."

Then again, Bad Touch makes me seem like a real life version of this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rapeman

or this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hentai_Kamen

I see nothing wrong with this.

Also, I'm totally going to watch Hentai Kamen the movie if and when it comes out.

Point is, it'd be bad for PR.

 

[DarklordKyo]

Ok, keep calm, and whatever you do, don't try to go to the bathroom or masturbate, at least not without gloves on.

Now find the nearest politician and shake his hand. You'll be doing the world a favor.

Oh? You didn't mean the title literally? Dang it, I was all excited, and I was already creating a new superhero identity and costume for you. I was going to name your superhero persona "bad touch."

I'd perfer something like Reaper personally.

No, there's too many superheros and villains who already use some variation of "reaper" or "grim reaper."

Then again, Bad Touch makes me seem like a real life version of this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rapeman

or this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hentai_Kamen

I see nothing wrong with this.

Also, I'm totally going to watch Hentai Kamen the movie if and when it comes out.

Also, it apparently is out (has been since April). It's called HK: Forbidden Super Hero.

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

Ok, keep calm, and whatever you do, don't try to go to the bathroom or masturbate, at least not without gloves on.

Now find the nearest politician and shake his hand. You'll be doing the world a favor.

Oh? You didn't mean the title literally? Dang it, I was all excited, and I was already creating a new superhero identity and costume for you. I was going to name your superhero persona "bad touch."

I'd perfer something like Reaper personally.

No, there's too many superheros and villains who already use some variation of "reaper" or "grim reaper."

Then again, Bad Touch makes me seem like a real life version of this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rapeman

or this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hentai_Kamen

I see nothing wrong with this.

Also, I'm totally going to watch Hentai Kamen the movie if and when it comes out.

Point is, it'd be bad for PR.

Never stopped the "Elongated Man."

 

[Weresquirrel]

You could call yourself the Projected Man, and give yourself a lot of points for any MST3K fans you come across.

 

[lacktheknack]

It's called "Pessimist Bias". As you said, the PS3 is working, just not for this one port.

Oh well. Dust off your shoulders and move on.

Also, if you want to know what a REAL death touch is like, try cooking scallops without any experience. The vaporous curse haunts you for months.

 

[DarklordKyo]

Anyways, just to rerail this thread, I tried both the hard drive trick and the safe mode system fix thingy (the third in the list when you go into safe mode), neither of them worked. Yes, I know that the PS2 classic function is a minor part of the thing, but it doesn't excuse me for being a failure as a gamer for causing this (considering anyone else would have little to no problems, heck, I'll bet plenty would be able to fix this by smashing this with a hammer). On top of that, I completed 3/4 of Persona 3: FES's initial story mode at this point (along with almost maxed multiple social links & completed a few).

 

[Guestowel]

I bet that makes it hard to masturbate

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

I have the same problem but with a cursed nova scotian snowglobe I have on display in my room. Every time it is shaken, something I love dies. But usually something living like a pet, not like some games. Only during the summer does this actually happen, hence I've kept it locked away and only to be used during the darkest of winters.

 

[McMullen]

Then again, Bad Touch makes me seem like a real life version of this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rapeman

That would be one twisted Megaman stage.

Rule 34 says someone's probably made it already. I am not googling it though.