Everything You Wanted to Say After Sex, But Were Too Afraid to...

[Smagmuck_]

256) *Dances frantically wearing boxers to Cradle of Filth*

Imma let who ever's heard that song fill in the rest of the verse. X3

 

[Red Magic]

257)Well sex with a penguin looks good on paper,but in actuality it's cold uncomfortable and you can only ever do it once before you get permanently banned from the zoo.

 

[Smagmuck_]

258) And that's why I can never go back to SeaWorld...

 

[Sassafrass]

258) I thought you couldn't go back to Seaworld after that incident with the whale?
You filthy git.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

260) Hmph! I told you that you should've kept the chicken suit on!

 

[Smagmuck_]

260) Well, would you like to hear the story of how I got kicked out of Disney Land? It invloved me, Miney Mouse and Bow-Chika-Bow-Wow.

Vaudess! X3

 

[Red Magic]

262)....Who wants clam chowder?

 

[hopeneverdies]

263) I'm actually half and half.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

264) Oh snap, I'd love to cuddle, but I've got an appointment with your brother, sister and mother. Toodles!

 

[Smagmuck_]

265) [Insert gaming inneuendo here]

 

[Red Magic]

266)*sound of milk hitting a bucket*OH,GOD I CAN SEE FOREVER!

 

[Scde2]

267) But at least the lobster last night was good.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

268) Oh well that was fantastic! Now, the real reason I'm here. I'd like to talk to you about Jesus.

 

[Red Magic]

269)It's just like one of my japanese animes~!

 

[hopeneverdies]

270) You realize that everything I've done with your sister I've done to you? It's like you're lesbians now!

[small]@MPK: Metal Gear Awesome FTW![/small]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

271) Heh, you remind me of my dead boyfriend. 'Cept he was good in bed. And still is.

[sub] @MPK 'We're talking about piss and shit and you're off talking about some Japanese show, we don't give a FUCK about!' XD Metal Gear Awesome![/sub]

 

[Smagmuck_]

272) I move faster with the knife...

 

[hopeneverdies]

273) Oh my god I'm bleeding!
[sub]That's a guy saying that[/sub]

 

[Scde2]

274) I knew that Japanese school girl outfit would pay off!

 

[Red Magic]

275)We fought like warrior poets;We fought like Scotsmen,and won our freedom.