Eggsnham New member Apr 29, 2009 4,054 0 0 Jun 5, 2010 #821 821) *Humming "Jizz in my Pants" while slowly falling asleep*
Eggsnham New member Apr 29, 2009 4,054 0 0 Jun 5, 2010 #823 823) "Psst! Hey, you awake? Good, then you won't notice when I do THIS!"
Scde2 Has gone too far in a few places Mar 25, 2010 33,805 0 0 Jun 5, 2010 #825 825) I'm walking on sunshine wo oh!
Scde2 Has gone too far in a few places Mar 25, 2010 33,805 0 0 Jun 5, 2010 #827 827) [voice=borat]Very nice![/voice]
Scde2 Has gone too far in a few places Mar 25, 2010 33,805 0 0 Jun 5, 2010 #829 829) You know, your dad was WAY more open minded then you.
Scde2 Has gone too far in a few places Mar 25, 2010 33,805 0 0 Jun 5, 2010 #831 Night FG! Rest well. 831) Now you're all mine...
Scde2 Has gone too far in a few places Mar 25, 2010 33,805 0 0 Jun 5, 2010 #833 833) Crap...I forgot to put on the condom.
2012 Wont Happen New member Aug 12, 2009 4,286 0 0 Jun 5, 2010 #834 834) (to a woman) Eh, your brother was better.
C C_sector Senior Member Jan 7, 2010 550 0 21 Gender Male Jun 5, 2010 #835 835) I'm sorry but I really needed to pee somewhere.
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,357 0 0 Jun 5, 2010 #836 836) I'm so gonna make a rap about this!
FallenJellyDoughnut New member Jun 28, 2009 2,753 0 0 Jun 5, 2010 #837 837) This could have been improved with a badger, a homeless woman and some spandex.
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,357 0 0 Jun 5, 2010 #838 838) It looks a lot better in porn.
Eggsnham New member Apr 29, 2009 4,054 0 0 Jun 5, 2010 #839 839) It's alright, your sister wan't that good either.
VaudevillianVeteran No Comment Necessary. Sep 19, 2009 54,592 0 0 Jun 5, 2010 #840 840) Man, you really are built like a brickhouse. Now stop crushing me...
