Everything You Wanted to Say After Sex, But Were Too Afraid to...

[Ren3004]

901) Are you on drugs?

 

[Scde2]

902) Why AREN'T you on drugs?

 

[The Zango]

904) You want to see my knife collection?

 

[Ren3004]

906) *stabs*

 

[Scde2]

907) *Cuts wrist*

 

[Ren3004]

908) Purple Rain? My bad, I thought you said you wanted golden rain.

 

[Scde2]

909) It's peanut butter jelly time!

 

[Broady Brio]

910) so i herd u leik mudkipz?

 

[Scde2]

911) *Has a panic attack*

 

[Eggsnham]

912) Would you like to discuss the Lord with me?

 

[Omega V]

913), why yes I do in fact like Mudkips.

 

[Scde2]

914) Congratulations, you won!

 

[Eggsnham]

915) "Wow, that sex was bland, but I have a secret, I can spice up YOUR sex life if you just give me six easy payments of $29.95! That's right, you're sleeping with a telemarketer!"

 

[Scde2]

916) You can upgrade to the gold version for just $19.99!

 

[Sassafrass]

917) Mind if I bring the Gila Monster into bed with me?

[sup]Go Wikipedia it.[/sup]

 

[Scde2]

918) How about for porn, we watch a Lady Gaga video?

 

[Scde2]

920) You're fired.