Evidence that would make you worship

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Twilight_guy

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The god would need to appear in a news conference on a local news station (not channel 7, I hate them) and show there omnipotence by demonstrating it somehow. I'm not sure how they could demonstrate it (science can explain some pretty odd things and unknown science can explain even more) but, being omnipotent, I'm sure the god would know.
 
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No matter what I'd never worship anything. The whole premise of worship is ridiculous, mainly because it seems that people are giving away their freedom to ensure happiess after death or prospeirity while alive. And if there was evidence of a god I really wouldn't care and continue about my day to day tasks.
 

benylor

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Show up in front of me, and prove it itself. Defining "God" to be merely any omnipotent being, he'd need to somehow demonstrate his omnipotence to me. How is another matter, but some kind of time shifting would be sufficient. Anything else I'd probably rationalise.

And for me to deem it worthy of worship, without coercion? Probably not going to happen, if the world continues business as normal then I wouldn't deem it worthy of worship. I'd hesitate to even deem it worthy of respect. For my respect, it'd have to sort the shit we're in out. I leave that open because it'd take more than a single post to list what shit in particular I'm talking about. It'd have to cure me of my insomnia and my haemmoroids. For my worship... it'd have to telepathically give me a high beyond anything drugs or meditation is capable of. Hey, I'm hedonistic.
 

benylor

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Show up in front of me, and prove it itself. Defining "God" to be merely any omnipotent being, he'd need to somehow demonstrate his omnipotence to me. How is another matter, but some kind of time shifting would be sufficient. Anything else I'd probably rationalise.

And for me to deem it worthy of worship, without coercion? Probably not going to happen, if the world continues business as normal then I wouldn't deem it worthy of worship. I'd hesitate to even deem it worthy of respect. For my respect, it'd have to sort the shit we're in out. I leave that open because it'd take more than a single post to list what shit in particular I'm talking about. It'd have to cure me of my insomnia and my haemmoroids. For my worship... it'd have to telepathically give me a high beyond anything drugs or meditation is capable of. Hey, I'm hedonistic.
 

benylor

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Show up in front of me, and prove it itself. Defining "God" to be merely any omnipotent being, he'd need to somehow demonstrate his omnipotence to me. How is another matter, but some kind of time shifting would be sufficient. Anything else I'd probably rationalise.

And for me to deem it worthy of worship, without coercion? Probably not going to happen, if the world continues business as normal then I wouldn't deem it worthy of worship. I'd hesitate to even deem it worthy of respect. For my respect, it'd have to sort the shit we're in out. I leave that open because it'd take more than a single post to list what shit in particular I'm talking about. It'd have to cure me of my insomnia and my haemmoroids. For my worship... it'd have to telepathically give me a high beyond anything drugs or meditation is capable of. Hey, I'm hedonistic.
 

benylor

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Show up in front of me, and prove it itself. Defining "God" to be merely any omnipotent being, he'd need to somehow demonstrate his omnipotence to me. How is another matter, but some kind of time shifting would be sufficient. Anything else I'd probably rationalise.

And for me to deem it worthy of worship, without coercion? Probably not going to happen, if the world continues business as normal then I wouldn't deem it worthy of worship. I'd hesitate to even deem it worthy of respect. For my respect, it'd have to sort the shit we're in out. I leave that open because it'd take more than a single post to list what shit in particular I'm talking about. It'd have to cure me of my insomnia and my haemmoroids. For my worship... it'd have to telepathically give me a high beyond anything drugs or meditation is capable of. Hey, I'm hedonistic.
 

benylor

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Oh god, I am so sorry about that. I'll delete some of those.

EDIT: Can't delete >_>

MOD: Fixed it for you. Watch out for that in the future.
 

salbarragan

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I like to believe that if there is a higher being, then the concept of religion is silly to him. Why would you need to praise him? Just be happy about the life you've been given. Enjoy it!
 

Sewer Rat

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I need to watch someone say "If I am lying, then may god strike me down now!" and be immediately struck by lightning...
 

C-man101

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i'd have to see him face-to-face and then he'd have to show me his godly and omnipotent awesomeness. if his godly and omnipotent awesomeness is awesome enough i'd worship him
 

jamesworkshop

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Evidence would need to show me that this particular God was more deserving of worship than myself otherwise i'm sticking with Satanism
 

ZSF

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I'd never do it. Ever. Not even if i was given eternal life and all the bacon that i ever wanted. Well...maybe for the bacon...
 

quiet_samurai

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Praying to god that my g/f would shut the fuck up and them being answered by immediate silence... maybe even being followed by an angelic choir.