Evil Laughs of the escapist

[geK0]

MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

For my entire life I've wanted a reason to do an evil maniacal laugh, just once I'd like to do something so comically terrible that I could let out a hearty cackle on live television for billions to see! (and non the internet so that people actually see it)

It will be glorious!

I will interrupt all broadcasts, live streams and other sources of media with a message stating that I have replaced all the worlds currency with gum balls and jelly beans and establish that I am the supreme ruler of the new world order! Then, being so gleeful about my sinister plot unfolding, I will laugh the most evil laugh to be heard outside of a Saturday morning cartoon (follow the link, that's where the laugh is : / )

I call on you evil doers of the escapist! reveal your dastardly plot and let us hear your throaty chuckles!

What does your laugh sound like and what are you laughing for? DISCUSS! (and post a voice clip)

as an added bonus, I will also keep a list of the best laughs on this post >

 

[JoJo]

Pleased to see this thread was made by a fellow Injustice Leaguer >

As for the topic at hand, my laugh is a fairly quiet, reserved laugh, unless I'm laughing hysterically in which case it's still fairly quiet but less reserved.

 

[geK0]

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Quiet or not, lets hear the laugh >: D

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have a loud cackle when I make cruel kills in World of Tanks... >

 

[Barbas]

I usually have more of cackle, though I suppose it really depends on what I'm laughing at. Sometimes it's more a more of a Muttley-esque snicker while bent double and clutching my ribs. Sometimes it is a Gervais-like outburst. It's more often the snicker of undetected mischief, though.

 

[JoJo]

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Quiet or not, lets hear the laugh >: D

Fair enough, here's my regular laugh, though a little forced:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Pv10hqNJAb

And here's my evil laugh when I just feel like twirling my moustache:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s08KKoHkIQaI

Not quite as good as yours, I need to work on it >.>

 

[geK0]

This thread needs more actual laugh clips! : [

 

[Something Amyss]

All of my laughs are evil because I am a very evil person.

Unfortunately, my most evil-sounding one is something I can't do intentionally.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

My evil laugh comes out much like Mark Hamill's Joker, totally unintended. I have actually cleared out a restaurant with it before. Very maniacal cackle. I'd record it but its not something to do on command but rather when a situation calls for it. Having done it in front of friends I've had them later tell me they were now afraid of me due to the laugh correlated with other aspects of my personality. It would be most fitting if I ever decided to honestly (hah!) take up super-villainy as a career path... Which I've thought about many many many times in life.

 

[Zeren]

I don't really have an evil laugh. Most of them come out with me looking and sounding like this.

 

[Asita]

Eh, the heck with it. I'll even give you various flavors.

First up we've got the 'classic' evil laugh, for when I feel like twirling my evil mustache, pulling a cape across my face and slinking off from the innocents I tied to the train tracks (fair warning: loudest of the bunch)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k61fTHv13g

Then there's the 'shadowy' evil laugh, for when I'm indulging in the comforts of my evil lair while the lights fade, because the hero remains blissfully unaware of how he/she is playing right into my hands.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PYVPP8bgMT
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18DgQHGA4zT

And then there's this one, which I think feels a little less jolly and more sadistic.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pW8siitGDg


What? Don't you have different laughs for different occasions?

And my plan? Well suffice to say that I know the true purpose of aglets and intend to fully exploit them.

 

[JaceArveduin]

I once scared the shit out of my friends when I got my first decapitation in Skyrim, with a hammer. I looked over afterwards and they looked at me like I'd just beat a bag of kittens with a barbwired bat.

 

[The Enquirer]

This thread needs more actual laugh clips! : [

I raise you this then.


I try to laugh like this on most occasions.

 

[BanicRhys]

Let's just get this out of the way before someone with a lesser understanding of why this scene is a masterpiece of emotional resonance tries to use it as a part of some kind of crude joke.


On a less serious note, I never laugh.

Ever.

When I've committed a particularly malicious act, I may flash an evil grin. [http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/261/524/796.jpg]

 

[Tenkage]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C65oaIHsdYM I prefer this laugh

As for my plan, I will harness the power of water, and slaughter anyone who comes my way by controlling their blood, forming ice blood spikes right into her brain....anyone who comes my way will die unless they bow down to me...also tidal waves, gonna go surf the biggest wave ever seen, oh sure it will destroy greenland but lets be honest we don't need that country

add on: If you want to hear my real evil laugh, check out my faster than light let's plays, my user is BrenTenkage, and they aren't too bad (not like Sjins) but not like a guy who puts a camera in front of his PC, i'd post a link but the escapists hates self promoters

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: Obviously.

Tough actually I just let out one loud 'HAH.' to rub in my obvious superiority.

 

[geK0]

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I love the variety! Any good villain should definitely have a different laugh for every occasion.

Let's just get this out of the way before someone with a lesser understanding of why this scene is a masterpiece of emotional resonance tries to use it as a part of some kind of crude joke.


On a less serious note, I never laugh.

Ever.

When I've committed a particularly malicious act, I may flash an evil grin. [http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/261/524/796.jpg]

DEFINITELY ranks in the top 10 for most evil laughs of all time! Damn you troll squaresoft(enix)

 

[Theminimanx]

I'm having way too much fun practicing my laughs to actually record one. Don't worry, I'll link one when I'm satisfied.
EDIT: Volume waring!
That's one evil overlord laugh:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t5UU6Bb7Ap
And one "I've just gone insane and am about to kill you all with my knife" laugh:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H6SLJCrq5v

 

[Asita]

You and me both Theminimanx. And now I've got another two

I don't know about this one. Kinda bloodthirsty, I guess?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LEbZbBTTAZ

Evil Cackle (which I am SO using if my pathfinder witch[footnote]...Would you believe the character is actually true neutral?[/footnote] ever makes it into a game)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0o4BKapxG7j