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[Evil Smurf]

Hey 5 1/2 hours sleep

 

[thesilentman]

My sleep patterns are fucked up. I can't sleep for more than 3 hours at a time. I regularly sleep at 1 AM and wake up at 4 AM. ;_;

 

[staika]

My sleep patterns are fucked up. I can't sleep for more than 3 hours at a time. I regularly sleep at 1 AM and wake up at 4 AM. ;_;

I used to sleep like I had a third shift job. Went to bed at 6 AM and got up around 3 PM. First day of work was horrible since I went in with no sleep since I couldn't go to sleep. Almost passed out at work my first day >.>

 

[staika]

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Look who's still up to their old tricks...

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.834451-im-glad-that-Chris-Roberts-is-staying-loyal-to-PC
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.834798-the-ps4-will-never-match-super-rigs-or-can-it

So you are saying the PS4 is more powerful than a gaming pc with 4 titans? Well with the optimization that PS4's get I could see where you got that.

That last part was a joke if you didn't catch on so quick. Anyway I love stupid people but come on, don't put words in people's mouth when they said nothing even close to that statement -_-

 

[staika]

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It's hilarious how he keeps contradicting himself and changing his mind, sometimes all within the same post.
... As other people have pointed out:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/9.832793.20352137
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/9.834798.20429544

If he's trying to troll I give him a 'C' for effort with an 'F' in execution. If you want to start a flamewar you'll need something better than "Optimization" to stir the masses. While I don't know what he means by that it must be fucking amazing if it can beat out Four! Nvidia Titans in Sli. Though if you wanted something like that in your PC that'd take 2 really amazing power supplies just to power it.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Bus me, desert bus is over. $520,000 USD was raised. <3

 

[Evil Smurf]

I wish I had a PC with four titans.

 

[staika]

I wish I had a PC with four titans.

If you had one I hope you like your computer sounding like a jet engine whenever it powers up. Some of the switches I worked with at my internship legitly sounded like a jet engine powering up when they powered up.

Snips

Woah.......why doesn't that thing have a penis!? It's a crime against nature I say!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I wish I had a PC with four titans.

If you had one I hope you like your computer sounding like a jet engine whenever it powers up. Some of the switches I worked with at my internship legitly sounded like a jet engine powering up when they powered up.

Snips

Woah.......why doesn't that thing have a penis!? It's a crime against nature I say!

Then I'd stick wings to it

 

[Evil Smurf]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.834908-Laws-of-the-Escapist

Interesting thread, but...

Spoiler

The Passive-Aggressive Paradox
If you flat-out insult someone, you will get a warning; if you do it sneakily, nothing

The Ad-Campaign Agenda - Yea, we shall ban anyone who is in the use of ad-blockers who keep us from getting money, or even if they talk about the use of such devices...which sort of screws the pooch when you really think about it.

The Shadow Proclamation of Moderation - The mods will punish anyone breaking the rules and severely at times, but they do not have to obey their own edicts.

How about The Trolling Paradox
Getting Trolled is more likely to get you punished by the moderators than the one doing the Trolling.

I've been systematically harassed by a couple of people over the last year on the Escapist, one even took it off-site. Contact with the site staff initially yielded false claims that action would be taken. More recent ones have simply been ignored.

I was, however, warned for being rude to someone recently. Oh, can't get an answer as to what was rude, either.

Yeah, this post will also probably get a warning, but I get the feeling I'm not welcome around here anymore anyway. I pondered asking for my account to be closed, but that would require contacting the staff that doesn't respond to me, so whatever. When you can be called stupid, a troll, and a coward with impunity but being rude can get you a mark.

Sarcastic joke law: Posting sarcastic jokes eventually will earn you a warning, might cause a suspension or even permaban.

Worst law: "Low content post." I can't be the only one getting sick of getting warnings for these.

The Law of No Second Chances
Even if you haven't done anything wrong and just posted a few too many "Low Content Posts" you are perma-banned from the Escapist.

The Inconsistent Moderation Law
Some people will always invariably get smacked down for things that other people get away with.

Gosh darn, some people just love to complain don't they... -_-

I like the moderation here, what's up with them?

 

[staika]

I forgot to mention this but my eye sight has finally returned! You see last Wednesday when I was bowling there was a drag queen event there and they were bowling close to us. It.......was.........horrifying.

 

[thesilentman]

Staika, how far are you from finishing NaNoWriMo? I've got 30k words left.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I forgot to mention this but my eye sight has finally returned! You see last Wednesday when I was bowling there was a drag queen event there and they were bowling close to us. It.......was.........horrifying.

i could'n't have that bad.

 

[staika]

I forgot to mention this but my eye sight has finally returned! You see last Wednesday when I was bowling there was a drag queen event there and they were bowling close to us. It.......was.........horrifying.

i could'n't have that bad.

You.....have......no......idea how bad it was. They were almost all either fat or really muscular. It was very unnerving but luckily they were far enough away that I could ignore them for the most part.