Evil Smurf's jumping castle of fun.

[Barbas]

Ants, ants, ants!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I prefer sim tenacle orgy

 

[Barbas]

Welllll...it's no Sim Copter...

 

[Evil Smurf]

Have you seen Gravity Falls?

 

[Barbas]

No, I haven't. I hear it's fairly clever for a kids' show, though. Sounds like some of the stuff they used to show on Cartoon Network before people started complaining that it all went dum-dum.

 

[Evil Smurf]

What's your avatar?

 

[Barbas]

[color=crimson]Thees? Ees the sign of the best weapons manufactor on Pandora: proud Vladof! 

GUNS OF THE REVOLUTION WILL NEVER SILENCE![/color]

 

[Evil Smurf]

I just saw Sin City 2, it's very enjoyable.

 

[Barbas]

This comrade has a winning smile. Watch that dynamic moustache-miming action. Whatta ladies-killer!

[small][sub]Leonid-senpai will teach me how to woo all of the Cossack girls![/sub][/small]

 

[Evil Smurf]

But will sempai notice me?

 

[Barbas]

*appears to thread again after absence*

I Smurf, noticed you! Not your senpai, but me!

JESUS FUCKIN' CHRIST! :O

 

[Barbas]

*appears to thread again after absence*

I Smurf, noticed you! Not your senpai, but me!

JESUS FUCKIN' CHRIST! :O

Huh?

Ah, sir Tizzy. Have you come for the oral sex and spankings?

 

[Barbas]

Free food? I didn't know there was free food! This calls for a celebration!

Spoiler: Maestro, if you plz...

 

[Evil Smurf]

Free food? I didn't know there was free food! This calls for a celebration!

Spoiler: Maestro, if you plz...

We also have a petting zoo!

 

[Barbas]

We also have a petting zoo!

Are there wombats [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiuQ_rVM-WE] in the aforementioned petting zoo? Wombats are krunktastic. I could imagine few things cuter or more deadly than an avalanche of wombats.

 

[Evil Smurf]

We also have a petting zoo!

Are there wombats [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiuQ_rVM-WE] in the aforementioned petting zoo? Wombats are krunktastic. I could imagine few things cuter or more deadly than an avalanche of wombats.

Yes, we've trained them to do tricks!

 

[Barbas]

Yes, we've trained them to do tricks!

That's good. On the other hand, I've just noticed the typos in the thread title. I'm sure I've felt more irrationally pissed off at some point in my life, but I can't remember when. FFFFFFF-