Evil Smurf's jumping castle of fun.

[Barbas]

Or Molly Ringwald!

Or Moira from Megaton!

 

[FPLOON]

Or Molly Ringwald!

Or Moira from Megaton!

Or Margaret Cho!

 

[Barbas]

Or Margaret Cho!

Or Michael Caine!

 

[FPLOON]

Or Margaret Cho!

Or Michael Caine!

Or Mario Lopez!

 

[Barbas]

Or Mario Lopez!

Or Monica Seles!

 

[FPLOON]

Or Mario Lopez!

Or Monica Seles!

Or Motorcity!

 

[Evil Smurf]

Or Mario Lopez!

Or Monica Seles!

Or Motorcity!

Or a crate full of bees?

 

[FPLOON]

Or a crate full of bees?

Filled with disease?

 

[Barbas]

*Sneezes*.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Are you allergic to kitties?

 

[Barbas]

Are you allergic to kitties?

No, I love them. I just don't get along too well with the grown-up ones. I've never held a kitten before, but I think that when I eventually do, it will likely change my life. :I

So, Mr Smurf, we've heard so little of your story. When did you discover that you were evil?

 

[FPLOON]

How high can I jump? High enough to pile-drive my neighbor's girlfriend's hash stash...

 

[Evil Smurf]

So, Mr Smurf, we've heard so little of your story. When did you discover that you were evil?

When I discovered that being a socialist, made me an evil welfare queen. So I stuck to my guns, I embraced it.

 

[FPLOON]

So, Mr Smurf, we've heard so little of your story. When did you discover that you were evil?

When I discovered that being a socialist, made me an evil welfare queen. So I stuck to my guns, I embraced it.

Well, that origin story was more boring and more exiting than I thought it was going to be...

 

[Evil Smurf]

So, Mr Smurf, we've heard so little of your story. When did you discover that you were evil?

When I discovered that being a socialist, made me an evil welfare queen. So I stuck to my guns, I embraced it.

Well, that origin story was more boring and more exiting than I thought it was going to be...

It also could be the time I used my charm to convince a town to worship me. I'm a part time cult leader.

 

[FPLOON]

So, Mr Smurf, we've heard so little of your story. When did you discover that you were evil?

When I discovered that being a socialist, made me an evil welfare queen. So I stuck to my guns, I embraced it.

Well, that origin story was more boring and more exiting than I thought it was going to be...

It also could be the time I used my charm to convince a town to worship me. I'm a part time cult leader.

Spoiler: Meh...

http://blog.chron.com/tubular/files/2015/03/tumblr_nkz3ts537C1qlvwnco1_400.gif

It's only slightly better than the origin story... Lacks the details in comparison to the origin story...

 

[Barbas]

Spoiler: Meh...

http://blog.chron.com/tubular/files/2015/03/tumblr_nkz3ts537C1qlvwnco1_400.gif

It's only slightly better than the origin story... Lacks the details in comparison to the origin story...

Oh man, she looks horrible.

 

[FPLOON]

Spoiler: Meh...

http://blog.chron.com/tubular/files/2015/03/tumblr_nkz3ts537C1qlvwnco1_400.gif

It's only slightly better than the origin story... Lacks the details in comparison to the origin story...

Oh man, she looks horrible.

In context, the outfits were nothing to write home about...

 

[Barbas]

I've never hat a cat or a dog.

 

[Evil Smurf]

How sad