Evil Smurf's jumping castle of fun.

[Barbas]

More like 50 Shade of Meat, am I right?

*Removes spectacles and rubs temples*.

 

[FPLOON]

More like 50 Shade of Meat, am I right?

*Removes spectacles and rubs temples*.

*Slowly puts on shades*

 

[Barbas]

*Rolls into a ball and trundles around the room*.

 

[FPLOON]

*pinballs all the balls in the pool*

 

[Barbas]

Barbas expressed dismay at this latest development, but FPLOON would not stop ballin'.

 

[Evil Smurf]

*sensually dances in a pie outfit*

 

[Barbas]

Barbas decided to go down into the cellar and get drunk among the wine barrels.

 

[FPLOON]

FPLOON keeps flying high while <url=www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9g3wKrueCY>ballin'...

 

[Barbas]

The 1930s were all gone, but there was a fine bottle of Argh '41. "I really shouldn't", he thought, "but I do want to get significantly fucked up tonight."

 

[FPLOON]

He kicks the football into the icy goal, winning the game of thrones!

 

[Barbas]

Barbas woke up in a cold sweat, surrounded by tall trees and covered in grass.

 

[FPLOON]

I fell asleep, missing out on seeing a movie about a foe killing people in their sleep...

 

[Barbas]

How did he end up in a forest, anyway? These trees didn't even look like the kind that should grow here...assuming that 'here' was anywhere near home.

 

[FPLOON]

This mirror is actually a two-way... but, I won't say anything yet on that...

 

[Barbas]

He stood up, clasping a hand to his aching torso. Rolling up his stained shirt uncovered a large purple bruise.

 

[FPLOON]

You cannot hide the Scars Unseen...

 

[Barbas]

Then the writer forgot what he was doing.

 

[FPLOON]

 

[Barbas]

So he decided to watch Snoopy instead.

 

[FPLOON]

How you heard of the great Dolomite?