Evil Smurf's jumping castle of fun.

[zombiekiller1907]

@overpuce: I see what you did there....

my next goal... post#1000

 

[Evil Smurf]

I too will send some wenchy goodness over. I love the word wench, wenchy, wenches.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

What about *****? *****, Bitchy, Bitches, and its derivatives, bish and biatch

 

[bobmus]

Wench is a good word, but hot tip - never address your girlfriend as 'wench'. Apparently they don't like it so much.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

you don't say...

 

[zombiekiller1907]

I called a girl a F*cking C*unt. Her parents chased me and beat me senselessly.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I see. So wench, whore, ***** and f*cking c*nt. Now I don't need to think of names of future children! Kidding! Or am I?

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Evil Smurf
Wench Smurf
Whore Smurf
***** Smurf
F*cking C*nt Smurf

what a nice family...

 

[Evil Smurf]

I thought so

 

[Evil Smurf]

Legally changing my last name to Smurf

 

[AwesomeExpress]

What time is it? Winning the thread time? Okay!

 

[Evil Smurf]

good on you for winning!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I can't wait to get home, so I can Win!(c) I will go in my Winning cave(c) and win for the rest of the day!

 

[Link_to_Future]

I have little interest in personal victory; rather, I am interested in facilitating the failure of others.

 

[throwmeawaykid]

SPACE PALADIN!

 

[throwmeawaykid]

ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!

 

[Evil Smurf]

can I interest anyone in banana cake? *offers cake*

 

[Evil Smurf]

you hate cake? hate cake?...........hate...........cake?
What is wrong with you? Are you a human? *backs slowly away from overpuce the alien/monster/Nazi*

WE MUST ARM OURSELVES AGAINST OVERPUCE! HE IS EVIL........HE HATES CAKE!
Oh the humanity!

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Why... WHHHHYYYY!!!!!

 

[Evil Smurf]

no, Valve has lied to you. They just blamed it on cake. I blame it on the boogie.....