Evil Smurf's jumping castle of fun.

[Evil Smurf]

A fine sight we are, hunting the plebs in finest tweed, whilst riding unicorns

 

[Lionsfan]

Haven't you seen The Cabin in the Woods? Don't fuck with Unicorns man...

 

[Evil Smurf]

Le Snip

Le Snip

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/p480x480/156588_178922878903408_178893858906310_239542_1091045974_n.jpg
Ooooooh you went there!
http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/3849/80835997.jpg
unicorns will fuck you up!

 

[Evil Smurf]

You say something bro?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xPRJcY91HB4/SeJDvodoI-I/AAAAAAAAAU4/rW9l4nNjXAc/s400/unicorn.jpg

 

[The Night Angel]

I think I may be a unicorn too >.>

 

[Evil Smurf]

am I a bad person or thinking orange juice needs vodka all the time? for everyone? even children

 

[bobmus]

Eh, Vodka. Give me a nice Tequila any day.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I am yet to have good tequila.
*flashback to parties where shots are involved*
That's right, no memory of good tequila at all

 

[bobmus]

You guys are missing out.

Tequila is a good restaurant drink. Next time you're having a Mexican, check out their drinks menu. On there you should find some good tequilas to accompany the meal.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I never tried much Tequila (writes down on the to try list)

I remember going to parties...and then cannot remember the party...I vaguely remember falling asleep inside a friends shower.

I woke up with no pants on and words written on my arm that were too hard to read once. It was an amazing night I woke up drunk and was talking to myself.

I did sing to the backstreet boys though

Bless you alcohol

 

[Evil Smurf]

For my 18th birthday party, I held a party at my house (around 10-12 friends were there) and I woke up in my bathtub with my hair down (usually in a pony tail) wearing 5 pairs of boxers and was wearing noting else...I also hear that I thought I was an assassin and was running around with pencils.

I tried taking shots out of a bowl, I mistook my dads jeans for a plate and I threatened people who didn't exist...I was told this, I don't remember it...

A friend tried to puke in my kitchen sink an missed completely, another friend vomited on another friends head and one of them got locked out...

Party to (partially) remember!

The photos of parties are amazing, I was chatting up a furry and getting somewhere ;D
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/149301_3768143891156_1418107172_n.jpg
yes she probably yiffs