Evil Smurf's jumping castle of fun.

[Evil Smurf]

@Smurf: Wonderful! Are you gonna throw some parties?

Dude I don't know iron maiden is the fucking greatest band in the world, I will keep on rockink on.
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[Evil Smurf]

jufhljgumgnnhg d * huhxs you akklllll*

 

[Evil Smurf]

@Smurf: Wonderful! Are you gonna throw some parties?

Dude I don't know iron maiden is the fucking greatest band in the world, I will keep on rockink on.
n vkjbfdagitgwrgbiuph5t5kvfuygfvfophusdfkwefgklgjwhtrb

Enjoying your booze I take it?

man fuck you and your rules.
I am the the king, I will destroy you.
With booze

 

[Evil Smurf]

@Smurf: Wonderful! Are you gonna throw some parties?

Dude I don't know iron maiden is the fucking greatest band in the world, I will keep on rockink on.
n vkjbfdagitgwrgbiuph5t5kvfuygfvfophusdfkwefgklgjwhtrb

Enjoying your booze I take it?

man fuck you and your rules.
I am the the king, I will destroy you.
With booze

You ain't the law, I AM THE LAW!

nope. I am controlling the potency of boobs I am the law

 

[Evil Smurf]

Here is a sad crab!

Now I understand what vegans are on about......

nope. I am controlling the potency of boobs I am the law

Did I actually say that?

 

[Evil Smurf]

Yes you did, you were quite...polluted as we would say...

Sorry man,

also the space around my computer chair is covered with leaflets, I don't know how.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Leaflets for what?

how to look after children and teach them things like reading.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Maybe you unconsciously love to look after kids and teaching them to read, so you took a ton of leaflets! It took a lot of alcohol to get you to realize that!

I think They're mums.

 

[Jetut]

Maybe you unconsciously love to look after kids and teaching them to read, so you took a ton of leaflets! It took a lot of alcohol to get you to realize that!

I think They're mums.

That or drunk smurf wants a child.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Maybe you unconsciously love to look after kids and teaching them to read, so you took a ton of leaflets! It took a lot of alcohol to get you to realize that!

I think They're mums.

That or drunk smurf wants a child.

I pick the latter!

I don't want a child yet.........

 

[Evil Smurf]

Your drunken self says otherwise!

My drunken self can be persuaded to bed anything I suppose.