Excuse me...

[xmbts]

Excuse me, I seem to be a double posting maroon.

 

[Sacman]

Excuse me, but my face hurts...<.>

 

[Goofguy]

Excuse me for slapping your face.

 

[staika]

Excuse me you forgot to use your white glove

 

[Ruedyn]

Excuse me I use gauntlets.

CLUNK SLAP

 

[Teoes]

Excuse me, could someone call an ambulance?

 

[Terratina.]

Excuse me, one of my exams is starting in five minutes.

 

[MetaKnight670]

Excuse me, I have to fetch my waffles from the toaster.

 

[Headsprouter]

Excuse me, my kidney appears to have fallen out through the gap in my chest abdomen. Why are you out to dinner with me again?

EDIT: Anatomy corrected before somebody bothers me thinking I don't know the location of the kidneys in the human body...

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Excuse me, the sedative appears to have worn off. I'll take my leave before you have the consciousness to remember this.

 

[Teoes]

Excuse me, but that's your knee you're fondling.

 

[MrCollins]

Excuse me, but that's not my knee

 

[Stinovitch]

Excuse me, but I took an arrow to the knee

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Excuse me, but I got married and my wife doesn't like my adventuring.

 

[Headsprouter]

Excuse me, but if people knew more Nordic slang this would have never become a meme.

 

[Teoes]

Excuse me but you can't do that on my carpet.

 

[Headsprouter]

Excuse me, I have to lick this up.

 

[IceForce]

Excuse me, be quick about it.

 

[xmbts]

Excuse me but *shotgun*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Excuse me, but that seat is taken.