Excuse me...

[Fawcks]

Excuse me, I seem to have dropped some food on your car seat.

Because we're having dinner. In your car.

-Jumps out of the still-moving vehicle-

 

[pyramid head grape]

Excuse me, I'm a ghost of a ghost! O>O

 

[M0rp43vs]

Excuse me but I have to guitar duel with the devil to save my soul. If I win I get a solid gold fiddle!
If I lose, I just get a smaller silver fiddle[sub]Oh and he get to kill one of us, you[/sub]
(Giant speakers appear from either side, A guitar materializes in my hand)

Captcha

How?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Excuse me, you must show proof you're human!

 

[staika]

Excuse me, you must show me your hat license

 

[pyramid head grape]

Excuse me, I left it in my other hat.

 

[staika]

Excuse me, I have to take you downtown now.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Excuse me, but this light dinner is over!

 

[staika]

Excuse me, but this date was over before it even began.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Excuse me, can I get this wrapped up.

 

[staika]

Excuse me, could I get my check.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Excuse me, I'm naked...

 

[staika]

O_O Excuse me, for a second.

Edit: 1300th post!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Excuse me, I need to cry D:

 

[staika]

Excuse me, I need to go laugh. >

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Excuse me, but can I borrow your spice rack?

 

[staika]

Excuse me, Let me get that spice rack for you.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Excuse me, I'm afraid of beards.

 

[staika]

Excuse me, I'm afraid of driving >.>

 

[pyramid head grape]

Excuse me, I have bad jokes to make!