Explain a Plot Badly!

[Aerosteam]

kingofkumquat: Team Fortress 2, Drummodino: The Last of Us

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Four survivors are left for dead.

 

[Malbourne]

I'm thinking.....Dead Island. Very topical of you considering the sequel's release is nigh!

An amorphous abomination eats everything and saves the world?

 

[kingofkumquats]

kingofkumquat: Team Fortress 2

It was Red Vs. Blue, but that works too.

I... have no idea.

An evil computer does science. Hilarity ensues.

 

[xmbts]

Portal. Or maybe system shock.

A lost astronaut and some alien convicts have deep space shenanigans.

 

[Drummodino]

Guardians of the Galaxy.

A girl in a sailor outfit tries to not lose her way.

 

[Malbourne]

I... have no idea.

Kirby's Return to Dreamland! nom

OT: Kill la Kill. Or a Sailor Moon-themed GPS.

A possessed man and his posse travel half way around the world to do battle with vampires and assorted villains.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

no idea

I bunch of guys in costumes battle the adopted brother of a group member.

 

[xmbts]

Guardians of the Galaxy.

A girl in a sailor outfit tries to not lose her way.

Farscape actually.

OT: Power rangers?

A plant person tries really hard not to kill people.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Two men go up to the top of a mountain and destroy a ring.

Brokeback Mountain.

 

[Elfgore]

Yep, never would have guessed that.

A bunch of humans born with medical defects form a group of superheroes.

 

[Protocol95]

X-men: First Class?

Illegal immigrant is accomplice to terrorist and sparks world-wide civil rights movement.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Superman?

Super smart teenager designs a non-lethal weapon to catch bad guys but instead of giving the weapon to the cops or the army to make lots of money he puts on a mask and makes three bad movies.

 

[Dalek Caan]

OT: I don't know. But if I had to make a guess, it's the rebooted Spiderman series, right?

If you meant the Toby Maguire ones then correct! If you meant the newest then no.

OT: Mass Effect? I had to look up what Eldritch meant so I might be wrong.

A guy who likes punching aliens, a computer nerd that uses a mac and a hillbilly save earth and turn a American holiday into a world wide holiday even though no one else asked too.

 

[Malbourne]

A possessed man and his posse travel half way around the world to do battle with vampires and assorted villains.

I need to get better at explaining plots badly. Jojo: Stardust Crusaders!

OT: Mass Effect? I had to look up what Eldritch meant so I might be wrong.

A guy who likes punching aliens, a computer nerd that uses a mac and a hillbilly save earth and turn a American holiday into a world wide holiday even though no one else asked too.

OT: That would be...YOUR INDEPENDENCE DAY. And I thought the other was Dead Space. Heckuva lot of phallacies in that game.

Lesser brother of a popular hero takes a household appliance to a spectral infestation in his newly inherited home with the assistance of a loopy scientist.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Airplane, it has to be.

I believe Zero Hour also fits the description.

OT: luigi's mansion

After car engines start mysteriously exploding a reporter and his dog travel to the land where the oil comes from to investigate.

 

[xmbts]

I have no idea.

An adolescent takes to a life of vagrancy and animal pit fighting.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Pokemon?

It was TinTin Land of Black gold

After foreign invaders have subjugated the rest of their country (and other large parts of europe) a small village in Armorica keeps resisting the invaders.

Edit: I noticed I spelled Armorica wrong so I corrected it. Sorry about that

 

[Dalek Caan]

Hey! I like the Toby Maguire films. :<

We all have are failings, the first step to overcoming them is to admit it.

OT: No idea, I was once again forced to look up a word, and that didn't really help.

A band that exists during earths most tragic time in recent history trains near a mountain that has a name similar to a Mass Effect 1 and 2 character.

 

[Elfgore]

Blues Brothers?

A selfish teacher abuses his horny son's death.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Blues Brothers?

Band of Brothers, only two words off.

OT: No idea, but sounds interesting.

A black guy falls from the sky to warn you about shit about to happen but forgets it all.