Explain Emotions.

[Lilani]

Go on, define and explain emotions.
I'll go first.

Love:
2 people deluded in each others favour.

What a horrible way to look at it. For someone with such a fun avatar, you sure have a sour outlook on life. Here is my view on it:

Love: The closest to feeling complete two people can be.

 

[Lilani]

Rage:

The feeling that someone has to hurt, suffer or otherwise pay.

You're a happy person aren't you?
I'm sorry, i mean you're experiencing serotonin changes.

Says the person calling people in love 'deluded'. At least poiumty is right.

I made a joke.
As was the love thing.
Perhaps there is something i can do about this.

Mis-understanding:
When somebody didn't read it in my voice.

What voice? You are typing text here, good sir. Fluctuations in tone and emphasis on different parts are not detectable through plain text. So forgive us if your sarcasm was taken as morose misanthropy.

 

[Liudeius]

Awesome: When you find a topic where people cynically express their views on life.

Every one of them: chemicals.

You're a happy person aren't you?
I'm sorry, i mean you're experiencing serotonin changes.

And the old captcha is back!?
My chemical is boiling!

Ok, you're a random person who has expressed this view. So I'll ask you.
Why do all you crazy people think that understanding something makes it less potent?
I had a girlfriend who refused to accept that love was a chemical reaction and not some godly force just because she couldn't see how love could still be significant if you chalked it up to chemicals. (Ironically it didn't work because her deluded idea of love was screwing everything that moved...)

 

[Cowabungaa]

I made a joke.
As was the love thing.
Perhaps there is something i can do about this.

Mis-understanding:
When somebody didn't read it in my voice.

That was the rage talking back there, as I might be the victim of an internet scam and loose about ?250. I was so thorough in making sure it was okay, but apparently thorough isn't enough. So yes, much rage going on.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

What voice? You are typing text here, good sir. Fluctuations in tone and emphasis on different parts are not detectable through plain text. So forgive us if your sarcasm was taken as morose misanthropy.

People need to learn that whatever i say i'm not serious about.
And you should.
With me having god-like status and all.

 

[PureIrony]

Cynicism: When you realize life isn't everything you expected it to be and won't shut up about out it.

 

[Roybot]

What voice? You are typing text here, good sir. Fluctuations in tone and emphasis on different parts are not detectable through plain text. So forgive us if your sarcasm was taken as morose misanthropy.

People need to learn that whatever i say i'm not serious about.
And you should.
With me having god-like status and all.

That was a good one. Wait, was this one to be taken seriously?

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

What voice? You are typing text here, good sir. Fluctuations in tone and emphasis on different parts are not detectable through plain text. So forgive us if your sarcasm was taken as morose misanthropy.

People need to learn that whatever i say i'm not serious about.
And you should.
With me having god-like status and all.

That was a good one. Wait, was this one to be taken seriously?

Deadly serious.
Now i want a statue and a temple.
And to be worshipped 28 times a day.

Happiness: What i bestow upon people.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Schadenfreude:

I'm a Man U fan and thus I lol'd heartily at both the analogy and the misery of Liverpool fans.

Sadness: me.

 

[Indeterminacy]

Boredom:
The total lack of entertainment.

Entertainment:
The fundamental lack of direction and purpose in your life is temporarily being hidden by the pretty colours.

 

[Roybot]

What voice? You are typing text here, good sir. Fluctuations in tone and emphasis on different parts are not detectable through plain text. So forgive us if your sarcasm was taken as morose misanthropy.

People need to learn that whatever i say i'm not serious about.
And you should.
With me having god-like status and all.

That was a good one. Wait, was this one to be taken seriously?

Deadly serious.
Now i want a statue and a temple.
And to be worshipped 28 times a day.

Happiness: What i bestow upon people.

Worry: the feeling of anxiety one has toward megalomaniacs.

Did anyone else notice the white elephant in the room?

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Worry: the feeling of anxiety one has toward megalomaniacs.

Did anyone else notice the white elephant in the room?

Oh, that's just humphrey.
Ignore him, he's just observing.

Wonderment:
What i'm made of.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Schadenfreude:

I'm a Man U fan and thus I lol'd heartily at both the analogy and the misery of Liverpool fans.

Sadness: me.

Aww c'mon, you guys had more or less the entirety of the 70's and 80's to gloat, now it's our turn. (I'm only kidding around btw, it's all good fun )

 

[Roybot]

Wonderment:

Schadenfreude:

I'm a Man U fan and thus I lol'd heartily at both the analogy and the misery of Liverpool fans.

Sadness: me.

Aww c'mon, you guys had more or less the entirety of the 70's and 80's to gloat, now it's our turn. (I'm only kidding around btw, it's all good fun )

the moment of intrigue piqued by a tiff about sports reasonably resolved.

I wish we were THIS hospitable about sports in America.

 

[Roybot]

Cynicism: When you realize life isn't everything you expected it to be and won't shut up about out it.

Irony: reality setting in on sardonic and cynical attributes, then doing the contrary to them, sometimes for comedic effect.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Schadenfreude:

I'm a Man U fan and thus I lol'd heartily at both the analogy and the misery of Liverpool fans.

Sadness: me.

Aww c'mon, you guys had more or less the entirety of the 70's and 80's to gloat, now it's our turn. (I'm only kidding around btw, it's all good fun )

I didn't really think that this thread would be host to a football flame-war.
How odd these things are.

Confused:
When football and ponies appear out of nowhere.

 

[Rabid Chipmunk]

Embarrassment:
I'm so sorry, but you have to believe me when I say that this has never happened before.

SEE ALSO: Disappointment.

 

[teebeeohh]

terror:
the feeling when you realized somebody really wants you to watch twilight.

 

[PureIrony]

Cynicism: When you realize life isn't everything you expected it to be and won't shut up about out it.

Irony: reality setting in on sardonic and cynical attributes, then doing the contrary to them, sometimes for comedic effect.

Really? How ironic.

To be completely honest, I'm kind of just taking the piss out of myself. I do believe that cynicism is a necessary attitude to have these days, but anyone who honestly believes it to be some perfect, enlightened outlook on life has their head up their ass.

 

[Ratlover]

I cant stand when emotions get called something else. I was kind of depressed and I was being antisocial. I can remember some kid at a party calling me emo. I can remember getting in his face and yelling and screaming at him. You can't take something as natural as depression, then attach it to a horrible trend and bad music. He kind of understood my point, I can't stand that crap.