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Santa216

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Yahtzee seemed kinda ...relaxed in this review. I got that feeling that instead of laboriously throwing out his usual concentrated, hi-octane criticism, he rather just sat comfortably in his recliner and lazily dispensed some off-hand pessimism, like one would smoke from a pipe stuffed with leaves from the world's last tree. He speaks out about what he doesn't like, and doesn't give a damn about the world.

This is by no means a complaint, though. In fact, what this column reminded me of is why I took a liking to ZP to begin with - which was seeing games and game industry trying to meet Yahtzee's exceptionally high standards, and not just listening to indiscriminate, if carefully constructed swearing, which I think was being more and more noticeable recently. Part of the charm, at least for me, used to be wondering that maybe this week's game will receive some faint praise, like watching a particularly morbid Dare TV show or whatever they are called. You know, the "build a tower of cards while being zapped by a taser" kinda thing. Tough but fair. Yahtzee was the Man to whom the participants tried to stick it, and the later "I will bash it anyway" premise sort of ruined this for me. But, getting off topic.

What I wanted to say is this slow-paced episode that doesn't really try that hard makes for a nice counter-balance to the usual constant verbal assault. Shows there's more to Yahtzee than the deadly spiral of high-brow judgement and fan-rage rebuttals, of subjective facts and God-given opinions. That he too is human, and needs sometimes to unwind, sit back. Ponder the big picture. Express a sliver of hope.

Reload the shotgun.


I forgot where I was going with this.
 

Nedoras

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I'm glad someone else thought that the Wii U's controller looked like an Etch-A-Sketch. When I made that comment while watching the conference, most people looked at me like I was crazy and it made me feel old. Anyway, I just find it odd that Nintendo seems to be trying to sell their controller rather than their console. Hell, this year they came up on stage and said "we're not going to show you the console or really talk about it at all, BUT CHECK OUT THIS CONTROLLER". I found the whole thing odd and backwards.
 

Nashidar

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The problem with 3D TV and anything to do with it is that the technology is not standardised yet. Standards are important for many reasons and this is a prime example.

What does that mean?

It means do not bother buying a 3D TV yet. It's truly a waste of money right now and is nothing more than a gimmick.

Unless 3D TV technology gets standardised appropriately I can't forsee the technology lasting that long.
 

Jesper Christiansen

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Nfritzappa said:
Jesper Christiansen said:
The voice command for ME3 is a ripoff that fells forced upon the game.
If they wanted us to experience that "squad commander" feeling, they would have made it so we could use our headset on the xbox. No reason they couldn't have used that instead.
Newsflash: ITS OPTIONAL!
Right... i got that from watching the demo... Your "answer" really doesn't tell me, why they couldn't have made the same feature, with the mike that everybody already has?
 

Nfritzappa

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Jesper Christiansen said:
Nfritzappa said:
Jesper Christiansen said:
The voice command for ME3 is a ripoff that fells forced upon the game.
If they wanted us to experience that "squad commander" feeling, they would have made it so we could use our headset on the xbox. No reason they couldn't have used that instead.
Newsflash: ITS OPTIONAL!
Right... i got that from watching the demo... Your "answer" really doesn't tell me, why they couldn't have made the same feature, with the mike that everybody already has?
I would guess because the xbox itself can't handle the tech? I don't know, I'm not buying it for kinect, I just think whining and questioning the motives about it is pointless.