Ezio: "Salute, Claudia."

[-=Spy=-]

"Nothing's ever simple, is it?" -Com. Shepard

Just the way he delivers it is golden to me.

 

[havass]

Assassin's Creed 2 -
"You only have a minute."
"That's all I need.
Wait. That came out wrong."

This made me laugh.

 

[Julianking93]

Oddly enough, that's one of the only lines from Assassin's Creed 2 I remember >>

 

[laststandman]

festival of false mach quotes from Call of Duty: Black Ops
"You can't kill me!"
"I swear Woods was crying, but he never let us see no tears."
"See that Hind? WE'RE GONNA TAKE IT!"

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

"It'sa me, Mario!" From AC2

That shouldn't be what I remember most about that game, but it is.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

This is not acceptable.
XD

Spoiler: Also I can't forget this:

 

[Alexnader]

On the topic of AC2 the "requies ca impace" or whatever phrase he says when standing over the corpse of someone recently assassinated got stuck in my head for a while.

It's actually "Requiescat in pace" latin for rest in peace

Thanks for the correction, I'm an aural learner

 

[twistedheat15]

Saints row 2: "Look at you all! Covered in shit like a German porn star!"

 

[Iron Lightning]

"Never trust anything that's head-level with your groin."
-Overlord

 

[radioactive lemur]

There were a lot of really golden lines in AC2 but most I can think of were already said so I'll go with MGS4.

Snake: "Safety's on there rookie"
Johnny: "I'm no rookie, I'm a ten year vet"
*looks at safety and Snake CQCs the hell out of him*
Snake: "How the hell did you ever survive 10 years?"

Oh and of course the immortal "All your base are belong to us"

 

[soul_rune1984]

"Now DIE and be SILENT!!!" from Valkyrie Chronicles.

 

[Shady_T]

"Ramirez..."

 

[sharinganblossom25]

AC2. Most hurtful line ever.

Maria Auditore: YOu should find some other outlets.

Ezio: I have plenty of outlets.

Maria: I meant besides vaginas.

That even hurt me.

Could not agree more. I could've gone my whole life without hearing that line
Also, the same goes with Claudia and her "You here to look at the book?" nonsense.

 

[Shady_T]

"Ramirez..."

 

[Counter_Southpaw]

"Ramirez..."

Strongest first post ever.


"AC-130 UP ABOVE!"

 

[butterkniferampage]

Call of Duty 4: Prausteius granato!
Assassin's Creed: (A random thing somebody will say when they see you climbing on a wall) He must be crazy, or she must be beautiful.
Grand Theft Auto 3: I SEE PAIN IN YOUR FUTURE!

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

Half Life 2:
"WINSTONS BEEN HIT!"



Baldur's Gate II:
Minsc - "Jump on my sword while you can, evil! I won't be as gentle!"
Oh, Minsc. <3

 

[Tdc2182]

OHHH OHH.

The things the Russians say in MW2.

Where they cry out "EMP!!!!!!" like his world was just destroyed in front of his eyes.

Actually, watch this.
3:20 for the EMP thing

Also the SEALS voice in MW2. It sounds like he is trying to seduce my ear.

 

[Zero_ctrl]

Splinter Cell: Conviction
What soldiers say in response to being alerted, but don't know where you are.

"You think we're going to run in there like a bunch of horny dogs!?"