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BakedAlaskan

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Couldn't be fucked with Unlimited Saga by Squenix. Gave up ten hours in and that 9 hours too long. Biggest waste of time, money and life I've spunked away on a 'it'll be OK, its Square Enix' - Pants from start to wherever i got to... It hardly ever filled me in on any progress and felt like Subbuteo and was on PS2. Wank. Pure wank.
 

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The last 2 stages of dead space 2 did that to me just because they are so goddamn cheap, nothing like fighting one horde of necros after another with no item machine or save point inbetween.
To tell you, I am with you, I FREAKING MADE IT THERE ON A PINT OF BLOOD!

Seriously FUCK THE EYE MACHINE, AND FUCK YOU GHOSTS, FUCK THE REST OF YOU UNDEAD TOO! I was expecting the game to be a cheap, cheeky bastard and instantly kill me after being shot. God, JUST WHY!!?? The combat engine isn't GOOD ENOUGH! Also, there WERE save points and boxes on the last stretch, BUT if you stopped you were dead, to a very large extent. HOW YOUR SUPPOSED TO BEAT THAT BIT WITHOUT A SAVE IS BEYOND ME!

Thats not the worst bit, on hard core, you have to survive that bit, without a save, beat the boss, without dying, THEN make it through the Rocketeer bit without getting anal probed.
You know what devs.....
F-
 

Roy Smith

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PART II: Almost all Civilization games.

I don't understand how but EVERY SINGLE GAME they release has huge problems on Day 1.
Civ II - Fundamentalism is the ONLY rational choice - just buy enemy cities!
Civ III - Corruption so bad you might as well stop at six cities - more WEAKENS you somehow.
Civ IV - Glitch central - was unplayable out of the box. No Internet? No game then.
Civ IV Expansion - Gee, random game shutdown - hope to love restoring games and autosave every turn.

And the big winner: Civilization Revolutions
Are console gamers mentally handicapped? The game designers think so - it's a VERY dumbed down. I expected Civ 4.5 but it's mostly Civ 2 with a very few ad-ons - and 70% of everything else removed - Sciences, Units, Buildings - gone. Go from Horsemen to Knights to Tanks - and that's it for mobility attack pieces. No Cavalry, Dragoons, Advanced armor, etc.

1. It's so easy - the highest level is nothing - just ICS.
2. Multi-player doesn't work - gee, there's a shock.
3. The DLC is utter crap. Since 70% of what I expected is missing charging more for things that belonged in the game in the first place is an insult.

And for Civilization V - just Google "Civilization V problems". Jeez, what a disaster. It could have been worse though - I could have bought it - and I didn't. Sid's crew finally convinced me not to bother.
 
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FUCK YOU RESISTANCE 2!!

Ooookay. So I walk into this area where I have two paths in front of me, each of which leads down to same courtyard, which is covered in alien scum. There's a group of about 15 NPC soldiers covering the left path, but the right one is clear. As soon as I look down the right path, about 5 aliens randomly charge me. After some experimentation, I concoct a strategy. I immediately kill the charging aliens with a well placed grenade, then proceed to throw (let me think for a sec...carry the three and you get) NINE FUCKING GRENADES at the rest of the aliens. I do this because this is one of those sections that FPS developers love where the enemies just keep spawning until you make it past a certain point. I also can't stay in one place for very long because if I do, the stupid AI just charges me en masse. Not to mention the fact that my NPC allies routinely get overpowered and killed in about 20 seconds, so I have to watch THEIR asses too, or risk getting flanked. So I pretty much have to kill them all in one giant attack and move on. Now, I THOUGHT nine grenades (each of which hit their mark, I was very proud of myself) would do that, but NOPE! There's still about five left when I run to the other end of the courtyard, and another group just spawned right in front of me anyway. Now, I was AMAZING. Seriously, I probably killed around 20 aliens in half as many seconds. Even after the grenade attack failed, I still shot/beat down at least 10 more before I died. AND THEY JUST. KEPT. COMING.

So, accepting the fact that even my godlike talent is not enough for this challenge, I try lowing the difficulty. It sends me back to the very beginning of the level, about an hour and a half of gameplay, a miniboss, and at LEAST ten checkpoints ago.

That's where the "FUCK YOU, GAME" moment happened, if that wasn't clear.
 

Roy Smith

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I remember Assassin's Creed 2 - did five hidden armor areas - no problem. Number six changes jumping completely and the camera fucks you. Get ready for 90 degree jumps - and lots of them - and it's timed. I gave up.

The best party - it's to get armor that never needs repair but since you'll have a mountain of gold and no reason or way to spend 95% of spend it anyway armor repair isn't going to affect you at all.

5 cathedrals = waste of time.
 

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My favourite game to rage quit on is Blood Bowl for the PC.
Random number generator my ass.
AN example of my latest shenanigans:
Thrower dodges away from opponents, needs only a 2+ on a 6 sided dice, rolls a 1, never mind use a reroll, rolls another 1..sigh. Thrower then falls down due to failed dodge, gets injured from the fall ( fall breaks 8 points of armour on 2x6sided dice ), injury results in death ( 12 on 2x6 sided dice ), use apothecary to reroll injury result, 12-Dead again.. wooo

Stuff like this happens all the time, one time i rolled 1 then another 1, 5 times in a row. So that's double 1, 5 times in a row. The odds of that are in the 10's of thousands.
Sometimes i wonder if i should go to a casino and bet on double 1's i roll them that often in both virtual dice games and real dice games.
 

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SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
All ye that are sensitive to swearing beware!

FUCKING FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCKING **** ***** ASS FUCK FUCKING GAME FUCK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT WHY THE FUCK FUCKING EIDOS FUCKING WHAT THE FUCK I FUCKING HATE THIS SHITTY GAME WHY FUCK

FUCK FUCKING SHIT GAME FUCKING WASTED LIKE FUCKING 2 HOURS OF FRUSTRATION BECAUSE FUCKING OVERPOWERED SHIT WHY THE FUCK
Pretty much this.
The first part was my reaction to the "Boss Fights"
And I gave myself a facepalm when I read the second part.
Really, game? Really?
 

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Maximum_Power_Cheese_Supreme said:
Mythrignoc said:
I nearly rage quit over final fantasy X
oh yeah, I still have that I never finished... I forget where. I think the thing you have to fight on the top of the flying craft
Seriously? I think that's were I quit too. I think we're talking about the same place. It was fight after fight without saving and I can't get to the point where you stop Yuna from marrying Seymour (I think that's what was happening...) without getting hit by cheap shot and losing my party...
 

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Penumbra Requiem. I made it all the way to the end of a long level, with treacherous first person platforming, to realize I had forgotten one key to the exit portal. I get what they were trying to do with the game, but seriously, Penumbra is supposed to be about suspense, stealth, and tension, not platforming and test chambers. If I wanted that, I'd play a better game like Portal.
 

BakedAlaskan

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Can't wait for the HATE MAIL but spent four and a half hours playing Oblivion and fucking hated the thing. I play tons of RPGs but WTF this was monotonous and indulgent from the get go. No more- sold it on and thankful for the release- a pittance but will keep someone amused for months. Needless to say, Skyrim better be amazin now I've learnt my craft...

I keeeel you , I weeeeel
 

BakedAlaskan

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chaosyoshimage said:
Maximum_Power_Cheese_Supreme said:
Mythrignoc said:
I nearly rage quit over final fantasy X
oh yeah, I still have that I never finished... I forget where. I think the thing you have to fight on the top of the flying craft
Seriously? I think that's were I quit too. I think we're talking about the same place. It was fight after fight without saving and I can't get to the point where you stop Yuna from marrying Seymour (I think that's what was happening...) without getting hit by cheap shot and losing my party...
Think the poster was meaning the biggest fight of the game- Penance on the top deck of the airship. What a C U Next Tuesday. Seymour is a pussy.
 

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I successfully did what no other gamer would ever think of doing I got lost in the second level of Star Wars: TFU1. How the hell did that even happen?!

I was also like that when fighting Tabuu in SSBB. GODDAMN ONE-HIT KILLING ******!

Also, when I defeated Omega Zero for the first time in MMZX. My DS died three seconds after. >.>
 

Balls Mandingo

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Any RTS game where you can do a single player skirmish against the computer. Empire Earth, Startcraft, Command & Conquer, etc. there is always a vast difference between how defensive and offensive the enemy AI is when playing the story and playing a skirmish.

Any time I start a game within like 10 minutes the AIs rolling over my meager base with tanks and I'm like "the hell? I just created my 5th soldier, how the hell are they building this fast???"
 

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I try to play games for fun, and for the most part I do. But I sure as hell just lose it when the combination of the system and game decide to go fuck you, I'm crashing now.
 
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Big Warhammer fan, so this kills me.

Space Marine multiplayer can bite me. I still play it. I'm still freaking in love with it. But this is such a lag fest that I can't even beginning to comprehend. And it's one of those games that favors the laggers. I'm safe behind a wall and he's shooting me with a bolt pistol? Still killed. That lagging Raptor is swinging at a stairwell and I'm about ten game feet away? still killed. I finally lined up the perfect headshot and am about to hit the mouse 1... "Migrating to a New Host"... Prey moved away in that time.

The worst part is, they have the makings of a great multiplayer here. Have the armor pieces mean something than just visual dressing, like the Spiked Shoulder pad giving more damage when ramming, or Battle Damaged giving you weaker armor but it has an Auspex built into it. Add that along with perks, and with the sheer number of armor, you'd have no two players playing the same.

There's so much lore too. Have more Challenges where you unlock other chapters, and chapter specific traits. you unlock the Emperor's Children, and instead of a melta gun, you get sonic blasters. wouldn't just be a skin either. Charge it up and kill one person and dizzy others in a small radius. Unlock Space Wolves and get frost blades, the strongest chain weapons in the game. Iron Hands are faster because of their extensive bionics (I know someone will think of the White Scars, but remember their quickness comes from their bikes) and The Night Lords can become invisible in the shadows. There's so much lore that could have lended to such a massively satisfying and ever changing multiplayer experience.

Instead (while I am addicted), it feels like THQ just read a few weapons, made a few classes, and made some skins instead of making true Space Marines and Traitor Legions.

If any of you from THQ are miraculously reading this, Make the sequel to Space Marines a single player and co-op, and come out with a fully realized Chapters and Renegade Chapters. Please!
 

sithlord7

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Bad Company 2 and CoD make me rage a bit, but that's because of other people (spawn-camping, aimbot and the like). What really infuriates me is Soul Calibur IV.

That game is utterly fucking broken. If a good enough player has the Apprentice or Cervantes, they can never lose. Not fucking ever. After the third spam-tastic PERFECT round in a row my friend won on me I hurled my controller into the street.

Seriously, Cervantes can eat a dick.
 

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my "Fuck you moment" is in MGS4 were i sneak past everyone then the last guy pops up right in front of you and sounds the alert. took me like 200 tries just to get past the first act and when i remembered i had 4 more to go i just dropped the controller and walked away.
 

Belaam

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Pulling that damn star destroyer out of the sky at the end of The Force Unleashed.

Less so, determining what walls/signs were climbable in Uncharted 2 and which were artwork.

But mostly that damn star destroyer.
 

Holo Dragonson

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Whenever some jerks states that he's going to intentionally feed in LoL 'cause someone "Stole his Character".
Eh, i mean... I ragequit AFTER the match. Dont wanna get banned you know.