Face-Chomping "Vampire" Attacks Geriatric At Hooters

[VanityGirl]

I blame Twilight!

This is what happens when kids read the books, and watch the movies, i demand we take them off the shelves right-away!

the vampires in twilight aren't this violent. they'd rather sparkle than actually be vampires.

 

[Reishadowen]

Ok, so...she's a vampire, but can't finish off a 60 year old man in a wheelchair when she has preemptive strike? Apparently being afflicted with "vampire" status effect reduces your strength to "wee little girl".

Good to know.

 

[Sylveria]

This is what Twilight has wrought.

 

[Haywoot]

Oh crap, some people are just plain crazy. Hmmmmm... Somehow this story reminds me of this strange character:

 

[xFrankieGirlx]

Looks like someone decided to...

*puts on sunglasses*

Take a bit out of crime.

YEEEEEEEEEEAH!

*walks off in slow motion

That was my first time doing that. Did I do it right?

That was almost totally right, well done. Fixed it a bit though.

Theeere we go, NOW it's perfect

OT: This woman needs to be put down. Who does that to a sleeping man in a wheelchair!?